I am a longtime admirer of man's best friend. Owners dote on their pets and companions, but in my view the dog as a species is not appreciated nearly often enough. I put together a little video tribute, addressed to dogs in general. I call it "Old Dog, New Tricks" and it's a stirring salute to our handless friends. Sit back, crack a beer, and enjoy with your best canine chum.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
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