I am a longtime admirer of man's best friend. Owners dote on their pets and companions, but in my view the dog as a species is not appreciated nearly often enough. I put together a little video tribute, addressed to dogs in general. I call it "Old Dog, New Tricks" and it's a stirring salute to our handless friends. Sit back, crack a beer, and enjoy with your best canine chum.
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"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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