I am a longtime admirer of man's best friend. Owners dote on their pets and companions, but in my view the dog as a species is not appreciated nearly often enough. I put together a little video tribute, addressed to dogs in general. I call it "Old Dog, New Tricks" and it's a stirring salute to our handless friends. Sit back, crack a beer, and enjoy with your best canine chum.
Emma Stone was the most paranoid person I had ever met. In private she wore a full suit of medieval armor at all times, visor down.
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