I am a longtime admirer of man's best friend. Owners dote on their pets and companions, but in my view the dog as a species is not appreciated nearly often enough. I put together a little video tribute, addressed to dogs in general. I call it "Old Dog, New Tricks" and it's a stirring salute to our handless friends. Sit back, crack a beer, and enjoy with your best canine chum.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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