Anderson "ChrisFarley" Cook lives alone with his neurotypical wife and a baby who is made out of magic. To look at things that make him sad, go here.
Can you tell which is which?
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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