Henchman Status Update (5 of 5)
The status of has M.A.S.T.R.M.I.N.D. been changed from ACTIVE to DESTROYED.
Name: AEC-002 (DESTROYED)
Codename(s): M.A.S.T.R.M.I.N.D., H.E.L.L.M.A.T.
Join Date: 7-22-83
Primary Role: Self-aware supercomputer
Secondary Role: Calculating, decoding, spell-checking, digitizing, floppy-reading
Specialties: Interfacing with seven different types of dot matrix printer, running all AEC-001 or AEC-002 compatible games, connecting to government BBSes, and evil operations oversight.

Availability: On Hire (hire)
Contracted To: Adverse Interests, LLC.
Term of Hire: 30 days or d/c/f

HUGGING PAYOUT: 76,000 USD to be paid to Nixon-Morlock Consulting (current owner of manufacturer, International Bane Devices).

Average Customer Rating: (rate)

Customer Review:

Great hire if your scheme involves playing Lemonade Stand

Reviewed by eWoe
All of the plans and strategies this thing devised involved either skylab or a volcano. It kept calling T.E.A.M. and UNFORCE troopers "members of STRIKE1" which I guess is some Interpol unit that was disbanded after half of them died trying to rescue Einstein Jr. from the Jackal back in '86. One star review, right? Wrong! If you're like me and you love retro-gaming then (more)

Circumstance of Contract Liquidation:

With Dreadstation venting all of its atmosphere into space, most of the henchmen dead or dying, and the UNFORCE astrotroopers storming the control room, M.A.S.T.R.M.I.N.D. exercised the only option it had remaining. It loaded Lemonade Stand as Dreadstation was taken over by UNFORCE. An EMP grenade fried the computer's circuits just as it hit a very hot day, tragically squandering a profit (more)

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