|Henchman Status Update (5 of 5)|
|The status of has M.A.S.T.R.M.I.N.D. been changed from ACTIVE to DESTROYED.|
|Name: AEC-002 (DESTROYED)|
Codename(s): M.A.S.T.R.M.I.N.D., H.E.L.L.M.A.T.
Join Date: 7-22-83
Primary Role: Self-aware supercomputer
Secondary Role: Calculating, decoding, spell-checking, digitizing, floppy-reading
Specialties: Interfacing with seven different types of dot matrix printer, running all AEC-001 or AEC-002 compatible games, connecting to government BBSes, and evil operations oversight.
Availability: On Hire (hire)
Average Customer Rating: (rate)
|Circumstance of Contract Liquidation:|
With Dreadstation venting all of its atmosphere into space, most of the henchmen dead or dying, and the UNFORCE astrotroopers storming the control room, M.A.S.T.R.M.I.N.D. exercised the only option it had remaining. It loaded Lemonade Stand as Dreadstation was taken over by UNFORCE. An EMP grenade fried the computer's circuits just as it hit a very hot day, tragically squandering a profit (more)
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