|Henchman Status Update (2 of 4)|
|The status of Einstein Junior has been changed from ACTIVE to DECEASED.|
|Name: Einstein, Albert Kyle (DECEASED)|
Codename(s): Einstein Junior, Doctor Atom, Am Become Death
Join Date: 3-9-51
Primary Role: Atomic bomb inventor
Secondary Role: E determiner, chrono spherer, deuterium fissioner
Specialties: Physics, quantum physics, nuclear physics, evil physics, evil quantum physics, electric fiddling (evil).
Availability: On Hire (hire)
Average Customer Rating: (rate)
|Circumstance of Contract Liquidation:|
Made contact with American President Franklin Delano Roosevelt and convinced him of the necessity of developing an atomic bomb by showing him a video clip of the Nazi flag flying over the White House in 1946. Gave the Americans the secrets of the Nazi super bomb stolen from the Time-SS database. Was sadly gunned down by Time-SS agents as he exited the White House. These men were in turn killed by the Secret Service in an ironic twist of abbreviations that surely (more)
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