NO WAIT MAYBBE THIS SI REALLY AN AIRPORT BATHROOM STALL I WILL NEVAR KNOW BECUASE I AM NOT A DR. TV WIZZARD> why is this in dark text?? ahahAHAHAH COMPUTAR SUMMON CAPTAIN PICKARD TO TEH HOLODECK PRONOTO~!
see now this si a beautifull pictare. it is a stereo reciever on top of a deoderant bottal. there is camal hairball pillows in teh backgaround & the bed comfortar has classey pastel diamondes on it. I want too take this pictare and print it out and put it undar my pillow and hope one day a magical wizzard visits me and grants me a wish and my wish is too live in a house whera teh stereo sits on my bed and gives birth to deoderant bottals so not only do I get too watch TV but allso I stop smelling hideous like Jerry becuase yuo know how I mentioned Jerry spents a fortnight on sitting on teh toilet? Well let me tell you soemthing laddies and gentalmen, the smells jerry produces in teh bathroom smell like somebodey lit a petting zoo on fire. I WISH HIS STEREO LAYED DEODERANT EGGS TOO, BUDDY!!!
Evary tiem teh guy who owns this crappy discovery walks in the front door he says "OH NO WHERE DID MY TV AND SPEAKARS GO, I CANNOT FIND THEM ANYWHERE, I DO HOPE A BURGALAR DID NOT BREAK IN AND STEAL MY TV SET AND SPEAKARS WHERE ARE THEY>?>" and then he says with a clevar chuckal "oh ho just kidding, they are proudly illuminated using the magic of ELECTRONIC LIGHTS" and boy oh boy what a kidder this guy is!!! He has a trick calendar where he says "tell me whats on my calandar" and when you go to look at it he slaps you allot (perhaps taht is the trick? we wont evar know maybe!!!).
Oh this guy got boared showing off his 70s TV set palace hut so WHOOPS LOOKS LIEK HE ALSO TOOK A PICTARE OF HIS AMAZEING ROBOT DOG, HOW ON EARTH DID THAT PESKEY MUTT GET INTO TEH FILE FOLDAR?!? WHAT A LITTAL SCAMP THAT ROBOT DOG IS!!! DID I MENTIAN I HAVE A ROBOT DOG PROTECTING MY ANAMZING STEREO ROOM? WELCOME TO TEH FUTARE LADIES AND GENTALEMEN, THAT'S RIGHT ROBOT DOGS AND NARUTO DVDS FOR THIS FINE SPECIMEN!!!
teh green sofa is an eyesore!!!
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