10. Hang Around Redbox to Grab Returns
This is a prime tip if you ware interested in renting a hot new release on day one. Sometimes people will rent and then bring it back to get more Redbox action going. You just swoop in and check the movie every time someone does a return. It's how I got Avengers on day one and Mama on day two. Takes some work, but pays off when you impress all your friends by having a hot day one Redbox.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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