10. Hang Around Redbox to Grab Returns
This is a prime tip if you ware interested in renting a hot new release on day one. Sometimes people will rent and then bring it back to get more Redbox action going. You just swoop in and check the movie every time someone does a return. It's how I got Avengers on day one and Mama on day two. Takes some work, but pays off when you impress all your friends by having a hot day one Redbox.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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