10. Hang Around Redbox to Grab Returns
This is a prime tip if you ware interested in renting a hot new release on day one. Sometimes people will rent and then bring it back to get more Redbox action going. You just swoop in and check the movie every time someone does a return. It's how I got Avengers on day one and Mama on day two. Takes some work, but pays off when you impress all your friends by having a hot day one Redbox.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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