10. Hang Around Redbox to Grab Returns
This is a prime tip if you ware interested in renting a hot new release on day one. Sometimes people will rent and then bring it back to get more Redbox action going. You just swoop in and check the movie every time someone does a return. It's how I got Avengers on day one and Mama on day two. Takes some work, but pays off when you impress all your friends by having a hot day one Redbox.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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