10. Hang Around Redbox to Grab Returns
This is a prime tip if you ware interested in renting a hot new release on day one. Sometimes people will rent and then bring it back to get more Redbox action going. You just swoop in and check the movie every time someone does a return. It's how I got Avengers on day one and Mama on day two. Takes some work, but pays off when you impress all your friends by having a hot day one Redbox.
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Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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