2. Save Money On TV/Movies With Redbox
Like watching movies and TV but don't want to pay the crazy price of cable or satellite? Redbox is just about everywhere. It has a good selection and sometimes games. They have it at Walmarts for sure. You just get a movie out and watch it. Have fun.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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