6. Drink More Water
Save money on pop by drinking water instead. It's not as good as pop, but if you have been using the toilet tank trick you should have lots of extra water for you to drink every month. Have as much as you want is the good part. The bad part is, yeah, the taste.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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