6. Drink More Water
Save money on pop by drinking water instead. It's not as good as pop, but if you have been using the toilet tank trick you should have lots of extra water for you to drink every month. Have as much as you want is the good part. The bad part is, yeah, the taste.
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
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