8. Don't Pick Up Bugs
I used to think it was pretty cool to pick them up, but some bugs are actually bees. So don't mess around with bugs. One might be a bee.
I'm Ray Parker Jr, and it's time I came clean.
It is 2016. I think it is high time that Captain America have a dog man as a boyfriend.
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