The eye-catching ads for games like Evony, Wartune, and Scarlet Blade feature artwork of sexy fantasy women imploring men to play and warning women to get lost. We round up some of the best ads strictly for male gamers only. No broads allowed!
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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