The eye-catching ads for games like Evony, Wartune, and Scarlet Blade feature artwork of sexy fantasy women imploring men to play and warning women to get lost. We round up some of the best ads strictly for male gamers only. No broads allowed!
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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