The eye-catching ads for games like Evony, Wartune, and Scarlet Blade feature artwork of sexy fantasy women imploring men to play and warning women to get lost. We round up some of the best ads strictly for male gamers only. No broads allowed!
TECHNICALLY A DOG - I have expertly subdivided a horse to create what is, scientifically speaking, a dog. I have done this 10 times before and plan to keep doing it forever!!! $400. 555-2466
Step One: Salvage a ridiculous chair from a race car or a fighter jet. Now it will support your ridiculous body as you play a virtual card game.
The water got bigger? my sand castle was destroyed and we had to move. Who did this?
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