The eye is blur.
Correct lenses to fix. Useful!
Hooray, it is the man.
Belts all over lady. Final Fantasy.
Nippon lolita twin is a man, as usual.
Girls will go wild then. The hair!
Esteemed JJcoolJ of the mammal extraordinary.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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