The eye is blur.
Correct lenses to fix. Useful!
Hooray, it is the man.
Belts all over lady. Final Fantasy.
Nippon lolita twin is a man, as usual.
Girls will go wild then. The hair!
Esteemed JJcoolJ of the mammal extraordinary.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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