Cliff Yablonski. The man. The myth. The legend. Although Cliff has numerous fans all across the world, many people don't really know the hero behind the image of Mr. Yablonski. This quick quiz was put up to test everybody's knowledge of Cliff, who according to Time Magazine, "will beat the shit out of you and then break all the glass bottles in your house. Then he'll beat the shit out of you again."

QUESTION #1

How many enemy fighter planes did Cliff Yablonski destroy in the Korean War?

QUESTION #2

Where does Cliff Yablonski live?

QUESTION #3

What did Cliff do during the Vietnam War?

QUESTION #4

How many months has Cliff been a member of the PTA?

QUESTION #5

How long has Cliff been building his toolshed?

QUESTION #6

How many jobs has Cliff had in the last 20 years?

QUESTION #7

What does Cliff enjoy doing on the weekends?

QUESTION #8

Who does Cliff hate?

QUESTION #9

What's Cliff's favorite site on the Internet?

QUESTION #10

What is Cliff's favorite drink?



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