Race: is it black and white?
Maybe not sez a new pew poll.
White north state like Obama,
Black south state do not
Is this strange world turn upside down?
Or we readin the polls all wrong?
U be the judge.
Ur emails and tweets after brk.
Dianesman says race is issue,
Cant be measure by a poll.
I cant say this guys name on the air,
But he thinks race is overblown.
What u guys think?
We wanna kno.
Text or call or email or tweet,
I just want to know that I'm not in this by myself.
I can't stop dreamin' about the man I killed
I heard him hit the car but I couldn't stop
I ended a man's life
He never drank another beer
He never saw another TV show
He never hugged anyone he loved ever again
I did that and I kept driving
I took that from him
I took everything he was and would ever be
Imagine what might have been
If I'd let him
Imagine what he might have sent us on twitter
I'd have read it
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