Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Using the Dark Arts to pants a bully during third form seems kind of wasteful to us, honestly.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
The non-Euclidean geometry of our coupling is corroding my sanity.
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