While Duke was cooking his sausages a ticking timebomb detonated! Fifa rushed into the kitchen at the sound of the smoke alarm to discover her carefully prepared meal of baked waffled or something had exploded in the oven.
Duke, who had been looking at the toilet with great interest, rushed into the room. He looked at something else.
He pointed the finger...
at the person...
who did THISSSS!
This is your typical consumer model throne. If you just want a cheap prop, it's fine. If you want to actually sit like a king, pony up the cash and get yourself a prosumer model. This entry level stuff is more for a duke or baron at best.
Do you wish to know what computers will be doing in the year to come? With a sigh I shall exert the minimal effort it takes to reveal all. Feel free to print out these predictions and share them with your friends via fax.
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