While Duke was cooking his sausages a ticking timebomb detonated! Fifa rushed into the kitchen at the sound of the smoke alarm to discover her carefully prepared meal of baked waffled or something had exploded in the oven.
Duke, who had been looking at the toilet with great interest, rushed into the room. He looked at something else.
He pointed the finger...
at the person...
who did THISSSS!
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
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