While Duke was cooking his sausages a ticking timebomb detonated! Fifa rushed into the kitchen at the sound of the smoke alarm to discover her carefully prepared meal of baked waffled or something had exploded in the oven.
Duke, who had been looking at the toilet with great interest, rushed into the room. He looked at something else.
He pointed the finger...
at the person...
who did THISSSS!
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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