While Duke was cooking his sausages a ticking timebomb detonated! Fifa rushed into the kitchen at the sound of the smoke alarm to discover her carefully prepared meal of baked waffled or something had exploded in the oven.
Duke, who had been looking at the toilet with great interest, rushed into the room. He looked at something else.
He pointed the finger...
at the person...
who did THISSSS!
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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