While Duke was cooking his sausages a ticking timebomb detonated! Fifa rushed into the kitchen at the sound of the smoke alarm to discover her carefully prepared meal of baked waffled or something had exploded in the oven.
Duke, who had been looking at the toilet with great interest, rushed into the room. He looked at something else.
He pointed the finger...
at the person...
who did THISSSS!
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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