Find a nope.
Socially, things were going about as well as you would expect for a hothead who studies pick-up lines on the Internet. Eliza didn't want to hear about games and Haggard got into a fist fight in the park with Ted. But his constant online chatting with Willow had paid off.
It was time to make his move. "Have you been to the doctor lately? If he's like me he is gonna want to check that body out."
That line didn't really work so well for Willow. Dejected, Haggard went back to his old rut of trashcan and bench.
It's time to get a new TV. Your old one was made like two years ago, and so much has changed. You might as well be looking at a dinosaur's butthole. Why would you keep doing that, when you could be looking at a robot's butthole?
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
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