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I am told you have completed book task Spider-Man Zaps Mr. Zodiac. Could you please share your findings regarding this reading, and what True Lesson you've discovered? Our Distinguished Visitor awaits your report.
Yes, Instructor. I have finished my Reading Time assignment Spider-Man Zaps Mr. Zodiac. I have made slides to show you, and I will tell you the wisdoms I learned about every page.
I think this is Mr. Zodiac. He is a villain. He looks more like a goat than I expected.
This is a caveman boy. I don't think this is now times. It must be a flashback. I wonder if this is an origin story, like it is telling us how a volcano made this caveman boy into Lava Girl.
This is Mr. Zodiac again. He probably only becomes a goat when he needs goat powers, like for climbing. There is a giant hook in the corner of this picture, like a shepherd would have. I bet someone was trying to grab him with it when he was a goat, so he changed back into a person.
Spider-Man makes sticky on the goat. There are no goats here. There are no animals here. I've only seen them in drawings. I wonder what animals smell like.
Spider-Man is pushing the shark. He is wearing the head cage, like people have to wear here if they bite. I wonder if he bit the goat. Spiderman is like a bully to animals.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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