This article is part of the Lauren's Cartoons series.
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When I try to clear the ball, run into me at a thousand miles per hour, sending me flying halfway across the map. If the ball is coming down in front of the opposing goal and I'm in position to tap it in, run into me at a thousand miles per hour. Never stop slamming into me at a thousand miles per hour, unless you can slam into me even faster.
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Lauren Kyanka has been making cartoon stories since she was four years old. Her amazing esoteric adventures are entertaining to people all over the world, why don't you love 'em too?