Picking a winner for this contest was not easy, so I gave first place to Threepwood instead.
Thanks to everyone who entered. I'm sorry I couldn't include more, but my hand was starting to cramp.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH