Picking a winner for this contest was not easy, so I gave first place to Threepwood instead.
Thanks to everyone who entered. I'm sorry I couldn't include more, but my hand was starting to cramp.
Your guide to the main subreddits that there are.
"Oh, look, it's me from the future! And there's another me, made of anti-matter! All three of us are reaching out towards the exact same point in space, our fingertips on a collision course."