Picking a winner for this contest was not easy, so I gave first place to Threepwood instead.
Thanks to everyone who entered. I'm sorry I couldn't include more, but my hand was starting to cramp.
I stand with PewDiePie.
In the coming days Prombles will completely revolutionize the way we think about useless household devices. With less expensive alternatives like Amazon's Echo and Google Home already on the market, what can our smart speaker offer you, the customer?
From what I understand, this genre is about getting eaten by crocodiles. I excel at this.