Picking a winner for this contest was not easy, so I gave first place to Threepwood instead.
Thanks to everyone who entered. I'm sorry I couldn't include more, but my hand was starting to cramp.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.