Picking a winner for this contest was not easy, so I gave first place to Threepwood instead.
Thanks to everyone who entered. I'm sorry I couldn't include more, but my hand was starting to cramp.
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?