~*~ Goons With Spoons ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Wiggles
If you've gotten as far as to read Internet articles about Internet forums (as you apparently have) but you're still not killing yourself by eating dishes of incredible unhealthiness devised by fellow Internet people, well I just don't know what to do with you.
Cheeseburger in a can - Behold, a canned cheeseburger.
Get me started on Chinese cuisine - Your wok probably isn't hot enough. I mean, it's never really hot enough, but you can try anyway.
Help me make beer ice cream - Chocolate cream stout chocolate cream ice cream with stout? Why yes!
Superbowl Finger Foods - Wings, nachos and whatever you can think up. - By the time you read this, the game will be over. But it's never too early to start planning for next year.
~*~ Batman's Shameful Secret ~*~
Reppin': muscles like this?
Call them "graphic novels" all you like but you're not fooling anybody, nerds.
What do you all think of the latest Spawn What do I think? I think "What the hell? They still make Spawn?" So it seems!
Y: The Last Man #60, The End is Here Vertigo Comic's long running series about the last man on Earth after a virus wipes everything with a Y chromosome out is finally reaching an end. Don't ask me what happens in it though, I haven't read the series since forever.
What's Your Biggest Comic Book Mistake? I don't know about the rest of these jerks but my biggest mistake was reading comic books. THEY SUCK!
Funny Panel of the Week!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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