BYOB is a forum shrouded in mystery and intrigue. It's like finding a booger on your car's dashboard, and having absolutely no idea how it got there. Planimal brings us this week's collection of boogers:
Subject: - forum administrator, radium, posts cryptic messages in the forum, each of which drastically changes the layout and color scheme for that page. Then, at the suggestion of BYOB goons, he starts playing with the forums at large.
I Can't Believe I'm Actually Nervous For My Date Tonight. - Now lets be fucking clear, I go on at least 2-3 dates a week. One tiny man's arrogant post spirals into a new title for BYOB and a new irritating catchphrase, then we discover the formula for 2-3 dates per week breaks down to: Now lets be fucking clear, I go on at least 2-3 dates a week = Now lets be fucking clear, I go on at least 2-3 myspaces a week = Now lets be fucking clear, I go on at least 2/3=0.666 dates a week.
new sexual positions - BYOB thinks up wacky new sexual positions often centered around movie plots and/or the genesis/life of various superheroes/villains.
I will add the vocals from "My Humps" to any song. - tanner4105 places the "My Humps" vocal track on top of several unusual songs by request, including "Chariots of Fire," "When Doves Cry," and even the Mystic Cave Zone song from Sonic The Hedgehog. He eventually moves onto different vocal tracks, such as "Hollaback Girl" and "Forgot About Dre".
alright byob its about that time… grab a partner - BYOB Contestants Retrieve Internet Artifacts to win $5 gift certificates, while Mati Moralejo discusses Kendo Guys. In Legends of the BYOB Temple.
why did i get these quiz questions wrong?!?! - Sometimes when you don't know the answer to a question, it's best to just give up. 3toes posts hilarious examples of botched quizzes and tests. Teacher's don't know what to say.
let's post hilarious anime cosplay pictures - Pictures of cosplayers are posted in BYOB. We discuss their absurdity and possibly gender, but hey, it's all in good fun (you bunch of freaks).
BYOB, its REGGAE time! - Forums poster Midget Porn! makes a BYOB reggae song and the thread branches off into requests for different song styles and subjects with great success.
Fun with Mike Tyson's Punch-Out Sprites (56k no) - BYOB posters take Mike Tyson's Punch-Out Nintendo video game sprites and animate them in amusing and often perverse ways.
HAY PIKACHU - Obsessed BYOB users create new Pokemon emoticons and use them to make fun stories and recreate classic scenes from the television show. Now, personally, I can't stand Pokemon but the creativity and pure joy shown in this thread is refreshing.
FYAD is pink. FYAD superstar Gobbles has tattooed the following information on his arm:
BABBY ENTERS MANHOOD. - Somebody register a forums account for this little babby because he is growing up fast!
Most Tom Clancy tats are shitty, but - Locdogg gives FYAD the chance to view a stomach that is uglier than a C-Section scar.
why is nascar the biggest spectator sport in the U.S. - Poolshark posted a thread asking about Nascar, most of FYAD is civilized and hates Nascar, except moomshine.
[REQUEST] Hot chicks performing autopsies on other hot chicks - Hot Bod may have a hot bod, but even he needs to pleasure himself!! Of course the rest of FYAD is a bunch of virgin nerds so they also have weird porn fetishes.
rap request thread - Rascal needs hot fire beats for these rhymes that actually make sense.
GWS, Gods Mullet and a few others, go fuckyourself. - Now banned user DaveESPI serves up a long-winded rant summing up his tenure on the forums. Serving size is one forum.
FUCK COTTON BALLS - Steve1 posts a thread that reveals that a startling percentage of FYAD posters are little children.
tcc goons think heroin addicts should be able to shoot heroin at work - Oscar the couch points out a disturbing defense of the usage of a highly addictive recreational drug during work hours by posters in Debate and Discussion.
heres how house md the tv show works - House M.D. is broken down into a methodical formula that is guaranteed to work on each episode.
That's it for this week! Stay tuned for next week when we copy and paste more things by using keyboards and computers to accomplish a certain set of goals! Hooray!
The velvet hoods are now mandatory for all classes and on-campus activities. Do not remove them for any reason.
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
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