~*~ General Bullshit ~*~
What a great day at the gym. First I was listening to Jock Jams, then I was covered in them.
PYF Asian girlfriend or waifu - Even when there's a curtain mostly covering the scene, just seeing skirts drop to the ground can really reach down and touch you deep inside.
A Humorous Vignette About Lying Through Two-Hundred Dollar Meals. - Spiny Norman's story reminds me of the time I had a $200 meal at the Bellagio. The first course was cold nacho cheese soup in a tea cup followed by a very nice and very expensive tater tot with a delicious gooey center.
my first blind date. - This wouldn't be the first time I shat my way out of a sticky situation.
The "No craigslist 'missed connections' are about me no matter how hard I try" thread - If for a second you think or thought this was a realpost congratulations on a complete waste of $10 because you will not make the grade here, son.
Recreate history with bad photoshops - Budding photoshoppers this is the thread for you.
"Moonrise": a sci-fi epic by BrickRedTruth, age 13ish - "A young soldier picked it up, examined it for a moment, and recognized what it was a moment before the grenade detonated, killing all of the nearby soldiers and shattering the three jeeps."
Hitler pictures you have never seen. - Ok you've seen these pics before but this is still pretty cool since you've never seen Hitler's dot his name with a heart and leave lipstick prints on one of his publicity glossies.
~*~ Games ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Onslaught
If you're reading this, you probably play video games.
World of Warcraft players are considering bringing about a class action lawsuit against the federal government, on the grounds that daylight savings gives players in certain timezones an unfair advantage.
Super Smash Bros. Brawl - North American Release Thread - This little known game looks like it might turn out to be a sleeper hit.
What was that game called again? - Hearing about all these old games seems cool, until you realize that if the game was any good in the first place then you would have remembered its name.
Have a dreamcast? Want a novelty email from sega?! Then come on in!!!! - Phase one of SEGA's brilliant plan to re-enter the console hardware market has now been set into motion...
How Break Man got his groove back: Let's Play Megaman 3! - I'm going to decree Magnet Man's stage music as the best NES song, deal with it.
YCS gets its very own D&D game! - This thread has been featured before, but a lot has happened since (plus it was the only YCS thread on the first three pages that wasn't about Smash Bros).
All the amazing predictions from The Simpsons that finally came true in 2016.
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
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