~*~ The Firing Range ~*~
Reppin': Miso Beno
Have you ever been polishing your extensive gat collection, then stopped to longingly look at your keyboard and wish you could discuss cleaning your guns with somebody? Who hasn't? That's what I want to know.
ATF: Always Think Forfeiture - Isn't it wonderful when a government bureau wastes tax payers dollars while mocking the very people they're sworn to serve?
Flashlights/Lamps/Torches/Illumination Devices Megathread - Ever get lost in a sewer and need an ultra bright tactical light to ward off the hell beasts from the netherworld but end up stuck with a MiniMag Light that you got back in 1988? Then you may want to check out your options for upgrading that tired tungsten bulb.
Hearing Protection - WHAT??
Anti-Tank Armor-Piercing Sabot Rounds - Blazing Ownager and his Warhammer 40k Tau Canon wielding friends were curious about how these strange military devices worked.
Second Try at a Pocket Holster - Now that MrTuffPaws has mastered the basics of leather craft he's made a second attempt at holster craft. He even altered his original design to be more stream lined and tacticool.
Settle an Argument: Can you use 7.62 x 39 in a Mosin Nagant - Theologian would sure like to test the ANSI rating on his safety glasses by attempting to fire the incorrect cartridge in his rifle.
Help: Remington 700 LTR vs. FNH Patrol Rifle - AMERICA VERSUS BELGIUM. FIGHT.
HK G3 Magazines - What sort of structure should Tankmonkey build with 100 G3 Magazines? ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE IN 2008.
.17 HMR. Faster than Goons Chasing Bacon* - *After chronographing several Bacon Chasing goons under controlled conditions, this statement would appear to be incorrect.
~*~ General Bullshit ~*~
What a great day at the gym. First I was listening to Jock Jams, then I was covered in them.
An Easter Surprise - Semi-Normal wants GBS to abuse his 5 year old's childish sense of wonder for cheap laughs. Child's reaction on page 4.
My EMS story (or how I found out I am not that tough) - EMS and paramedics are heroes. As a reward for their bravery, the invisible hand of the market has deemed heroism is worth $15/hour.
PS kid's Science-Fair exhibitions - Don't bother making the text readable or anything just make sure the title of the experiment matches the kid's expression.
"A New Moon Rises" - the goonlaborative sequel to "Moonrise". Come play! - Does GBS have the talent to emulate a 13 year old's writings? Let's find out.
Tits around the world - If you have the patience I promise you will get to touch titties click now what are you waiting for?
All the amazing predictions from The Simpsons that finally came true in 2016.
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
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