~*~ Laissez's Fair ~*~
Glenn Beck Crying on Air Thread - Glenn Beck is like the guy from network except he's had no real revelation and he adult convert to Mormonism.
Dobson: Conservatives 'Lost' The Culture War - Gloat over the corpse of fallen conservative enemies.
presidential dog - The Obama's have chosen a dog! The most exciting political story of the year!
Disband, Destroy, Disenegrate, Nasa - NASA shouldn't exist. Pump all the money into chemtrail research and Morgellons disease virology.
~*~ Sports Argument Stadium ~*~
2009 SAS Mock Draft 2: Draft Harder and Discussion - The first installment was so popular, we decided to do it again! This time, with all sorts of wacky trades! oh god please hurry up draft cant wait any longer
NFL Offseason April - More fools than previously anticipated - Everyone is waiting for bated breath to see where star QB Byron Leftwich will sign. Numerous teams have inquired about him, but no one has stepped up yet to make that earth-shattering offer...oh he signed? With Tampa Bay. Well then. Now we have nothing else to talk about for 5 months. Thanks a lot, Byron Leftwich, you big fat jerk.
April MLB N/V Thread - April is the cruelest month - Post here to complain about your team's terrible start to the season and how it means 100 losses in now a certainty. This means you, Red Sox fans.
MLB.TV - We continue to pay so we Magicmat can complain about everything - In theory, mlb.tv is an awesome service that allows people living away from their favorite teams to watch them, or for baseball fans in general to see other teams than their local ones. In practice,
~*~ Goons With Spoons ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Wiggles
ICSA XXXIV: Vote thread
- Come vote for the peanutiest peanut butter creation. It is very peanuty.
- Worst television food offenses. Some really, really terrible stuff, too. For instance: Rachael Ray
What got you into cooking in the first place? Why are you still into it?
- So far in the thread: enjoyment of food, alternative to gun ownership, sexual advantages, and because of fizzling opera careers.
Weird Ways you like your Food
- Mayonaise on fries itt. And worse.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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