"Flank the perimeter! We have bogeys heading in through the back! Go, go, go!! They're trying to get into the garage!!" The Firing Range is our gun forum, and here's a fact: It's the only forum in which a majority of the regulars believe World War 3 will both begin and end on their property. Miso Beno took a break from building a radar dish to give us this roundup.


Paranoia vs. Common Sense / Safety - Dirty Urine Test said something about nails and hammers but I wasn't paying attention.

Question about BLO - Cyrano4747 wants to rub his rifle down with oil so his wood will harden correctly.

Huntin' In New Zealand - Gimpsuitjones goes to the land of kiwis to kill some goats and manages to get his socks frozen to a clothes line.

The G33/40: The K98k's small, retarded cousin - Gewehr 43 posts detailed photos and a quick rundown on the Third Reich's Carbine's carbine.

Let's Discuss our Various Expensive Hobbies Instead of just being rednecks with guns, TFR proves to be a bunch of nerds and rednecks with guns.

How real are break in periods? - OptimusMatrix proves that Keltec is the best firearms manufacturer in the world with excellent customer support and a supportive community of users.

Texas Governor Discussing New Firearms Legislation - Rick Perry, Governor of Texas wants to let people carry firearms everywhere but specified legal buildings.

Silencers in Texas- Nerf_Holocaust asks for a lesson in all that is Suppressors.


Where does a spoiler go on a 1991 Jeep Cherokee? How do I turn my car into one of those old-timey kinds with the crank in front? What exactly does the metal part of the car do? Automotive Insanity and Das Volk are here to show us whether or not we can actually put tank treads on your mom's Ford Aerostar.


What is this bullshit, hybrid parking only?! tuyop discovers a new trend with parking spaces. What he isn't telling you is that it's in front of the local head shop.

1 dead 1 critical in Gumball 3000 crash Two knuckleheads driving in the supposed resurrection of the Cannonball Run in Europe kill a man and seriously injure his wife.

What's the worst thing you've done to other drivers A thread filled with the forum's namesake.


I ate the biggest, nastiest burger I've ever seen today and I still feel bloated and sloth-like 6 hours later. That probably wouldn't have happened if I had cooked up something I found in Goons With Spoons. (It'd be worse.) See you at tha crossroads, Mr. Wiggles.


What's this bird called? It's drowned in wine and eaten whole. - In which we discuss just how gross the uber-gourmand practice of eating an entire bird in the cruelest way possible is.

Healing the pain: Your favourite hangover meals - A lot of people talking about the awesomeness of the traditional eggs/starch/etc. combination, but also a lot of interesting and modern ideas as well (vitamin water, etc.).

How I learned to butcher a pig - Thread title says it all. Not for the vegetarian reader.

ICSA 19: Spice Up Your Life!! - A few entries have come in this week for this month's ginger battle. This, being the primary thread, links them all.


The Crackhead Clubhouse is the only part of our site that has actually burned down. brb buddy put his purple drank down to type something for us:


How chill is your college/university? - This is for all you incoming freshmen next year, find out what the deal is at your choice of high-level schooling! Alternatively, post your experiences with the DEMON WEED at your university.

DMT - I must find out what information the tablets contained - An extremely well-written trip report on the mother of all tryptamines: DMT.

sup JodoKaast - Welcoming our newest mod into the forum! Hi JodoKaast!

Just had a nice little talk with my dad - One of those stories that just brings a smile to your face, this is about a parent who has "seen the light" as far as marijuana is concerned. We can only hope for more understanding people attaining power and changing our marijuana laws in the future.

When Everything Changed - The number one stickied thread in TCC is PFC.Spengler's thrilling recollection of his high school years and constant acid trips. Included is how large amounts of LSD can affect the mind, and a chilling reminder to respect the substances that you put in your body, or else one day they could destroy you.

[LIVE] 2C-B and Molly Trip Report - Always a good read when there's plugging involved (drugs up the butt), this one's a live trip report going on...right now actually!

TCC Pictures Thread - The new TCC pictures thread, now with 100% less drama and 100% less Orange Cream Soda. Anyway, here's the TCC self-incrimination station in all it's glory!

Smoking in the shower - Doesn't kill the smell, but it's fun anyway! Here's a new way to enjoy your pot.


That's just a sampling of the best threads on the SA forums over the past week. Check back next time for even more fancy high-tech links to click!

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