~*~ The Firing Range ~*~
Reppin': Miso Beno
Have you ever been polishing your extensive gat collection, then stopped to longingly look at your keyboard and wish you could discuss cleaning your guns with somebody? Who hasn't? That's what I want to know.

Swiss mega güncon - Samenspender shows us how to use various firearms the European way.

Conventional Weapons Used in Unconventional Ways - Yet more proof that TFR is filed with hicks and rednecks.

My Wife and I Need Pistols - Soulescape and his wife feel the need to start packing after two seperate incidents where they felt threatened so they turned to The Firing Range for help.

Cannons! - Howitzers! Naval Guns! Artillery! Field Pieces! Explosions!

ATF Shuts Down NOLA Fixture- Ewokfarmer informs us that the oldest gun store in New Orleans was shut down by the BATFE for using fraudulent Law Enforcment Credentials discounts to purchase guns for resale.

Post Your Range Results - TFR Posts photos their hole punchers and the holes they left behind.

GP11 Back in Stock! K31 Owners Rejoice! - Don't rejoice too soon; the stuff is running almost .52 cents per round when you buy it by the box.

~*~ Automotive Insanity ~*~
Reppin': Das Volk
Click click, post post, argue argue, yell at computer screen, get yelled at by stepdad, click click.


Wow, look at that color! - AI collects photos of some of the most interesting factory paint jobs.

My Chevy Karmann Ghia - Someone drove an old Ghia covered in superglue through a Summit Racing warehouse several times at high speed, and Obnoticus bought the resulting vehicle for our amusement.

I know what the S in S Class stands for! - Ever look at a Mercedes and think it's the pinnacle of automotive engineering? You'd be surprised at how the Silver Star has fallen these days. ThwartedEfforts gives us a tour of the irritations and pointless "features" of the Mercedes flagship model.

I want to see your crashes/accidents/wrecks - This thread starts out with a few fender benders and moves onto some pretty horrendous wrecks.

How to deal with asshole bikers? - AI superstar Stacie posts a thought provoking thread about what to do when squids attack.

ACHTUNG: You call it gross overcomplication, we call it engineering - i want soup starts us off with his S4 and Super Beetle in a thread about the fatherland's greatest machines. Namely all our old German cars.


~*~ Goons With Spoons ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Wiggles
If you've gotten as far as to read Internet articles about Internet forums (as you apparently have) but you're still not killing yourself by eating dishes of incredible unhealthiness devised by fellow Internet people, well I just don't know what to do with you.


Old Man Ginger - The winning entry for this month's Iron Chef Something Awful competition. Great job, bartolimu!

Why does the pizza in Virginia suck so bad? - Apparently there are regions of this great country in which pizza consists of ketchup on soda crackers. Or Dominoes, which isn't much better.

Authentic BBQ Pork on a Charcoal Grill with Bonus Best Ever Coleslaw - Meat which is cooked with fire. Also some vegetables.

Bizarre creations and combos people say you're crazy for liking - Far removed from simply mixing different sodas together at the fountain, this thread includes such gems as "A fried egg sandwich, but with grape jelly on the toast rather than plain toast."


~*~ The Crackhead Clubhouse ~*~
Reppin': brb buddy
Sit back, relax, and figure out the best way to get high using nothing but Children's Dimetapp, a camping stove and some ground-up Excedrin Migraines.


An Evening with Roger Waters: Dark Side of the Moon tour - An awesome tour and the TCCers who are going to it!

Did I OD my friend on marijuana? - Read about the chilling saga of this man's brush with death! A pot party gone wrong! Marijuana OVERDOSE!!!

Flashbacks/PTSD. Tips on dealing with it? - Took too much acid? Don't worry, here's how to deal with it.

Cigarette apprecation thread - For you cunning drug users/smokers, here's where you circlejerk your favorite brands of cigarettes, and discuss them in relation to doing other drugs.

That's just a smidgeon of the best threads of the week on the SA Forums! We didn't solve our hot button topic this week, but check back next time to see if we figured out once and for all who'd win in the fight between Superman and the USS Enterprise!

– Jon "@fart" Hendren (@fart)

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