~*~ Helldump 2000 ~*~
Reppin': muscles like this?
The Helldump is cage matches for nerds. If you've got something to get off your chest that isn't burger crumbs, this is the forum for you!


goons.jpeg + goons.txt = goons on ok cupid OK Cupid is an internet dating site. As you can imagine the types of goons that have accounts on it aren't really the best examples of humanity.

Hillary Will Concede To Obama Friday This thread used to be in GBS but forum Admin The Finn has introduced a new policy regarding horrible, horrible GBS threads where they will now be moved into Helldump to be directly made fun of. FUN.

A Fridge Too Far: Not far enuf, lol A Fridge too Far went out of her way to delete everything after people started making fun of her. TOO LATE THOUGH.

ghosts are dicks Poor Randbrick is haunted by a dumbass ghost. Good times in Helldump V2.

CRAP AVATARS part II So many people have so many bad avatars. They are shameful, shameful people.

It's that time again: GBS celebrates Killdozer Day Yes, lets celebrate property damage and a crazy dude eventually killing himself. BUT HE HAD SUCH A COOL MODIFIED BULLDOZER!

you are beautiful no matter what they say ^_^ Naaah


Some dumbshit goon got arrested. This dude got arrested for protesting SCIENTOLOGY! What an outrage! Oh, you mean it was drug related because he gives away marijuana because he's trying to change England's medical marijuana drugs laws? WHAT AN OUTRAGE!

~*~ The Firing Range ~*~
Reppin': Miso Beno
Have you ever been polishing your extensive gat collection, then stopped to longingly look at your keyboard and wish you could discuss cleaning your guns with somebody? Who hasn't? That's what I want to know.


Cavalry Arms CAV-15 Receivers Back in Production - After having their existing inventory and manufacturing equipment seized by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms in an unannounced raid in February; Cavalry Arms has resumed production of their CAV-15 receivers using rented equipment. Still no word on when they will get their old equipment and inventory back.

Seattle's Mayor Bans Guns in Parks, City Properties - After a gentleman illegally carried an then discharged a firearm at an outdoor music festival Mayor Nickels decided to cause a fuss by arbitrarily banning all firearms on all public parks and city property in the city of Seattle.

The Collection v.3 - Come see one of the most impressive firearm collections on the forums.

Soooooo....... DC vs Heller? - Gun ownership isn't an individual right, but a collective right which is why we have the National Guard. Duh.

Apparently Armed Gays Don't Get Bashed - They may not get bashed but they will get hit on by every member of TFR.

Dealing with Significant Others and Your Addiction to Things That Go Boom - Members of The Firing Range will never ever ever get laid. It's just a fact. (Unless they're a member of the Pink Pistols.)

Never Underestimate Your Foe - Nihilistic_Fish attempted to take down a small woodland creature using a pellet rifle and lost an eye, two fingers, a toe, and his beer in hand to hand combat after his weapon failed to dispatch his opponent.

More California Gun Law Fuckwittery... - [insert-uhaul.jpg]

I Can Make Ammo At Home?! - How to blow your hand off and blind yourself 101.

– Jon "@fart" Hendren (@fart)

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