~*~ General Bullshit ~*~
What a great day at the gym. First I was listening to Jock Jams, then I was covered in them.
MSpaint dumb impulses you get. wom - I would say buying was a pretty dumb impulse, you fucking nerd.
Suprise! - This thread really could have been something, ZenMaster. Unfortunately, your misspelling wasn't funny enough to warrant a retarded emote. Here, allow me to play your sorry ass off the stage *pulls out trombone* wom wom.
Beautiful pictures that touch you or bring up emotions - Let's post pictures of baby animals because I can't empathize with other human beings.
Make ads for things that don't need to be advertised - Yes! I have finally transmuted lead into gold! And all I had to do was Google image search and then lay down some crappy looking text.
Dandi - There's a really deep meaning to Microwave's drawings if you don't get it then well I guess you're retarded.
Attn: Female Goons/ Queen Goons- my 21st birthday bash! - Dear Goons, I can't find alcohol or hookers in Las Vegas. Can any homos out there recommend a good gigolo?
Return of the Goonboot! - Yeah "vote for my thing I made" threads are annoying but if you click this link and can remember a shoe gayer than this one then spit out that cock and vote for it anyway.
~*~ The Firing Range ~*~
Reppin': Miso Beno
Have you ever been polishing your extensive gat collection, then stopped to longingly look at your keyboard and wish you could discuss cleaning your guns with somebody? Who hasn't? That's what I want to know.
Evolution of the M16? - Quick write my history paper for me on the 40-Year Failure!
Bought a Remington 710 in .30-06, box thread coming, but in the mean time... - watch me get flamed for buying a horrible rifle at a horrible price. Don't I'll eventually saw the light and traded it back for a much better firearm.
Let's Talk deer-slaying, man-killing, big-bore airguns! - Come and enjoy a wonderfully stimulating conversation on Daisy BB Rifles. Careful though! Or might put an eye out.
Marksman Rifle in a Dirt Cheap 7.62 Caliber - Rectal Rodeo asks us how to polish a turd using another turd.
The Walther Warehouse - Oh Im sorry I meant to say "The Walther Circle Jerk."
Saving an AK from post ban plasphemy - Stangman brings us a heartwarming of a man who helps a NHM-90 overcome its scars and reclaim its dream of becoming an Underfolder.
Opinions on the AF ABU? - Is it possible to make a camouflage pattern worse than the ACU?
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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