~*~ General Bullshit ~*~
Reppin': SpecialOlympian
GBS is the forum where threads that don't quite fit anywhere else go. We already have lots of specialized subforums already though, so a large portion of what flows into GBS are threads like "I just pooped my pants at work today and I don't remember eating all that corn". Oh, and these:

The creepy but true tales of a solo female backpacker in Europe (with pics) - From the American embassy in Britain's travel safety page: "The easiest way to pass yourself off as a Canadian in Europe is to do your best impression of a retarded Minnesotan."

I used to drive Metroticket Buses. I have stories. - No matter where you go in the industrialized world, everyone hates those fucking cyclists. The only reason any of you filthy cyclists are alive today is because your lives aren't worth the cost of replacing a headlight.

Raindrops Fallin' on my Head - It's like the dueling banjos scene from Deliverance, but with MSPaint.

Guys and Dolls: a documentary about real dolls and their owners - The documentary has finally been posted on Google video. Rubber vaginas are quickly becoming one of the most speculated and traded commodities in the market.

Make the uglies less ugly competition! (56k gets hit by ugly tree) - Regardless of how you look on the outside, your soul will always be fat and ugly. Just as God intended.

Deranged E-Cards - Ecards show that you care enough to email someone, but not enough to type anything more than their email.

~*~ FYAD ~*~
Reppin': liquidator vrunt
"FYAD is the cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool people there. In FYAD you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. "Take it easy" is the FYAD motto, for example, that's how laid back it is there. Show up if you want to have a good time. Another good reason to show up is if you want to hang out with friends." - C. Cardigan

[ASK] me about being so damned cute and so damned awesome - Have you ever seen the chatlogs of Nutmeg talking to SkywardPhlight? He cybered a goon for over an hour as a funny joke. I've seen this like 50 times but it just gets better every time. Keep on postin' it and I'll keep reading it, 'meg.

where the heck are the fags - Not all threads are funny, some of them are posted by duck thing. Ha ha ha. Now he's owned. Check out all the ownage in this thread, it's a quick read.

Congratulations you're posting in FYAD at 5 am EST - Even the graveyard shift in Fyad is better than other forums during peak hours. Be sure to check out this cool image you can post when you burn someone.

How come goons get into a frothing frenzy over anything relating to - Are you sick of peeling potatos the old-fashioned way? Now there's Tater Mitts! Peel a potato in seconds flat. Tater Mitts. Don't read this thread just buy Tater Mitts.

While I am typically against dating (it interrupts an otherwise comfortable - Some people don't like OnionBob (Putrid Mom). They say he's a furry and that he posts bad. There was only one picture posted in this thread if you just want to see pictures click here.

YOU ARE NOW BURGIN WITH THE BEST {proclick mp3 on pg 2} - Burgin'. It's what we do. In fyad you say "burgin'" when you want to be funny or if you just want to fit in. Check out the Burgin' mp3 and the burgin' picture thread.

itt atticus has an meltdown over email[angry atticus itt] - Twin siblings poolshark and atticus have an internet slapfight for 17 pages. Don't ever post on the same forum as your siblings or else you'll both end up looking like two retard loser ass holes. Just kidding, buy each of your loved ones a SomethingAwful forum account today.

HARRY POTTER SPOILERS OUT FYAD COLLABORATION STATION - Fyad is the reason you see movie and book spoilers all over the forum. That film you wanted to see? Now it is ruined. Same with the books you wanted to read. Buy No-Ads.

liveleak is my source for videos of people exploding - This video is funny.

DEMONIUSX SHOUT OUT TO SOMETHING AWFUL - DemoniusX is a youtube guy who becomes really sad when Fyad posters make video blogs at him. Be sure to check out the prequel thread in the goldmine as well as the exciting conclusion. Please give me shout outs in your video blogs.

~*~ Pet Island ~*~
Reppin': light_urple
Are you a pet fan? A fan of pets? Do you kiss your pets more than you kiss people? Have you ever given a cat CPR? Do you sometimes wish you could have pot-bellied pig babies? You disgust me.


My catphone is far superior to the iPhone - Now offering blue-tooth and scratch-the-shit-outta-yo-face technology.

"Don't discipline my child" - Children are beautiful angels that would never beat the shit out of pets. Our bad for correcting the little darlings. You can go back to talking on your cellphone now.

Customer Horror Stories, PI Style - Part 2 - The amount of stupid shit that people try to pull at the zoo, at the vet's office, or at the groomers is just too huge to describe in one thread.

Super Micro Yorkies? This lady is messed up. - "They are already into everything and are just bubbly, bouncy, inquisitive little pooters!"

~*~ The Official Pet Island Cute Animal Feel Good Thread of the Week ~*~

House Bunny Fanatics - Bunnies Bunnies Bunnies go look at the Bunnies!

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