~*~ Pet Island ~*~
Is my cat's mousing career over?- Someone took bahamut's outdoor cat to the vet and had both her front and rear sets of paws declawed and then put it back outside. Whatever you think about declawing, just know it's not safe for a declawed cat to be outside because it can't defend itself, especially out in the country. Also, country people are assholes.
My backporch has been taken over by 4 stray kittens.- Guitar Zero's porch gets taken over by four stray kittens. She cleans them up, feeds them and has already gotten two of them adopted.
Help me help MY GIRLFRIEND train her stupid dog- This just in: beating a dog and rubbing it's nose in it's own shit is NOT an effective method of potty training. Film at 11.
Aquarium Show and Tell- Check out this awesome thread full of PI goons' tanks. If you are thinking about starting your own aquarium, head over to this thread. These are awesome examples of how to have a great marine habitat.
Thinking about getting a dog- Ziir is thinking about getting a dog. He lets PI know that hates friendly dogs that lick and kicks them. He also says he prefers the method of training where you beat the dog instead of praising it. Then he mentions that he "was raised in a household that punished me and my siblings with slaps and the fear of dad making me find a stick for him to punish me with (cause if it's too small, he'll grab the legs off a chair, but you don't want something too big...)." His younger sister didn't get beaten and now she's spoiled. So if he doesn't beat his dog, it'll end up like his whiny ten-year old sister. He is also racist against black dogs.
~*~ The Firing Range ~*~
Reppin': Miso Beno
~*~ The Crackhead Clubhouse ~*~
For generations drugs have fuelled the human sciences. Horticulture to aid in growth and cultivation,
chemistry to aid in manufacture and processing, and cheetos for when you have the munchies.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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