~*~ Pet Island ~*~
Are you a pet fan? A fan of pets? Do you kiss your pets more than you kiss people? Have you ever given a cat CPR? Do you sometimes wish you could have pot-bellied pig babies? You disgust me.
Whippet adopts and nurses feral kittens - This is it, folks. Hands down, the feel good thread of the year! Dogs and cats LIVING TOGETHER!
Notes from the Chimp House (a tale of 30+ Chimps) - another great thread from notsoape, the poster who brought us the awesome beagle thread earlier this year. This time, instead of beagles, it's all about Chimpanzees - with attitudes!
Let Me Practice Using My New Tablet On Your Pets! - Here's another pet artist thread. This time, omgmypony is testing out a new tablet using some of PI's animals. There are a few sniper additions by other aspiring PI artists mixed throughout.
Commands you use for your pets - Lyra started a thread asking about the commands we use with our animals. It turns out that some of the PI pets have some pretty impressive resumes.
Buying a dog as a present, completely lost though - Despite admitting to not having a clue about dogs, Morphix is going to buy a dog for HIS GIRLFRIEND no matter what we say. At this rate, you can check back next month for the exciting "My girlfriend doesn't really want the dog I bought her, so where I can I get rid of it?" follow-up thread!
~*~ Serious Hardware / Software Crap ~*~
Reppin': EVIR Gibson
So you think your iPhone is all that? Well, check out this cell phone that I've installed Linux on! Sure, it was made in 2001... and it can't really make calls, BUT LOOK IT CAN DISPLAY A PENGUIN!
Ask Programming Questions Not Worth Their Own Thread - Over 3000 posts about all types of programming languages. You can go in there and see examples of what the people in SH/SC are working on and get an idea of the wide amount experience goons have in general and what a great source of information they are when you are in a bind.
iPhone Megathread v1.0 - Do you like pinings for updates and not being able to change your ringtone? Guess what, what about a megathread? If you have one of these things, reading the original post might give you a clue on how to use it better.
ITT Technical Institute-Have I been scammed this whole time? - A real success story from a diploma mill. Turns out if you have a strong work ethic, you will do well in life. Stranger and stranger!
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
Don't let the winter dryness destroy your sinuses.
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