~*~ General Bullshit ~*~
Reppin': SpecialOlympian
GBS is the forum where threads that don't quite fit anywhere else go. We already have lots of specialized subforums already though, so a large portion of what flows into GBS are threads like "I just pooped my pants at work today and I don't remember eating all that corn". Oh, and these:


PUNK ROCK HOUSE survival thread... post TIPS, STORIES - The spoiled brats guide for pissing off your parents and running away from home - for real this time.

I defended the city. - I defended the entirety of space from a group of horizontally scrolling invaders, but you don't hear me bragging about it.

Post pictures, get an MS Paint monster Random images + someone else's talent = fun

Distress that Polar Bear! - But don't try too hard guys. We don't want anyone breaking a sweat here. Bitreaper's polarbear jesus wins the thread.

Fake yet realistic advertisements - Brought to you by Port-Abort Portable Sanitation Units Rental Services. A division of Planned Parenthood.

Remembering the Good Ol' Days - One of the few goons whose remembrance of the good ole' days is not limited to 80's cartoons.

I'm the proud owner of Karl Rove's dad's solid gold cock ring - My wife doesn't know it, but the kids are out back playing on Rove's daddy's old butterfly fuck swing.

I built a 535 ft. Slip 'n Slide - Bruiser is back. Alright people, you know the drill, everyone get in line and wait your turn. We must politely ask everyone with active cold sores to sit this thread out.

~*~ FYAD ~*~
Reppin': liquidator vrunt
"FYAD is the cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool people there. In FYAD you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. "Take it easy" is the FYAD motto, for example, that's how laid back it is there. Show up if you want to have a good time. Another good reason to show up is if you want to hang out with friends." - C. Cardigan

if you are gay - you are gay

Simple English FYAD - I don't have to read the regular wikipedia, it's difficult and boring. I like tiny sentences and ideas that are easy to understand.

The city had spit me out, my past now behind me. Heaven was just steps away - This is another sad dog in a car thread by steve1. Steve1 is really cool. So is jackelope, Rorschach, The Young Homer, and Bhlaab. Paypal me money if you'd like to be added to the cool list.

/! TODAY IS COMMANDER RIKER DAY /! - I'm waiting for Worf day.

Captain Pain is not amused. - Once-popular Fyad poster capnpayne freaks out and bans himself when Lain Wave posts a picture of him on the forums. Goodbye, capnpayne. You will be missed.

i made thread in helldump, said theyre tryhard faggotgs, they got mad - Rorschach gets banned here but I don't remember if it's in this thread or the one he linked in the first post. I guess you'll just have to read them both.

gentlemen, fyad is obsolete, sa can no longer hold our celestial bodies... - Just read the first post and laugh. Then if you want you can scroll down and get pissed off at how Gingrich and his cronies ruined another great thread.

~*~ BYOB ~*~
Reppin': CaptainWinky
BYOB is all about maxin' and relaxin'. Attempt any other activities and you will quickly find yourself at the wrong end of an angry nerd's keyboard! It's blue and all you're supposed to do is chill with your friends, making it almost exactly like being trapped in a collapsed igloo with the math team.

man some of these stock photos are funny - This thread is proof that a picture is worth a thousand z0rs. Marvel at the wide range of human emotions expressed by inept models and immortalized on the internet.

is anyone watching the to catch a predator marathon - A word of advice to my 'net buddies: When the girl is in the middle of doing laundry, run as fast as you can. Dirty Socks = Don't-try Sex...drop the condoms and wine coolers and start haulin ass back to mom's Subaru before Chris Hansen and the police get within tasing distance!

itt arguments from my friend who plays WoW re: how he's not addicted [chat logs] - Ever played MUDs? I live MUDs, my friend. Wilin away on the keyboard until the crack of dawn then driving to work for a mid-driving eyes-rest break before loggin back in at my desk. What's that, boss? This isn't a game, it's just a connection to a Unix GNU hyperserver where I store my work. "Lord Uthar Grymbane" is my login and I picked it for super security.

attn: whoever re: president meme names - I have a poster that says Harry Shroomin' and it's got Truman laughin like hell at a psychedelic colored atomic bomb detonation. Makes you think about the state of this nation. All the girls ask about it when they come over and I just tell them I'm a feminist pacifist emo boi who appreciates ironic art.

/! TEMP POST TITS&ASS #3 /! - Why haven't you clicked away from this page yet?

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