~*~ Helldump 2000 ~*~
Reppin': muscles like this?
The Helldump is cage matches for nerds. If you've got something to get off your chest that isn't burger crumbs, this is the forum for you!

Remedy legal threat emporium Remedy/Remedial got his account hijacked over the weekend and horrible, horrible pornographic pictures of his wife and himself having sex were posted. Now its legal threat time! Yay! This coming from the man who stole thousands upon thousands of real dollars from his MMO guild.

An Open Challenge to Bike Tard Originating in W&W for some reason, PabloFeenix challenges Helldump poster Bike Tard to a race for INTERNET HONOR! Surprise, surprise, when Bike Tard actually takes him up on it he back down like a little girl. Of course if you listen to him he hasn't backed down, he just keeps making unreasonable requests and when they aren't going to be fulfilled? Well, HE was totally going to do it but since you backed out...

Helldump needs a goldmine At least that's what Lowtax thinks. The problem is, nobody can think up of a good name for the goddamn thing so we ain't got shit yet.

donkay_ote: expert on fitnessHmm, yes, I think I'll listen to this:


for all of my fitness needs thank you very much.

~*~ Goons With Spoons ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Wiggles
If you've gotten as far as to read Internet articles about Internet forums (as you apparently have) but you're still not killing yourself by eating dishes of incredible unhealthiness devised by fellow Internet people, well I just don't know what to do with you.


Barbecue Sauces, show me yours, I'll show you mine... - All about barbecue. Sauces. Real barbecue isn't covered in sauce, apparently. If that's the case, then, I'll pass on the real stuff.

Polenta - Polenta è molto più meglio di le vecchie granulosità normali perché, vedete, sono Italiane.

American Infidels! Tell me about your cuisine - This thread is what happens when they try to make American food in countries like Germany.

Culinary Pet Peeves - Helldump for food.

God Damn I love me some cheese. - A discussion about cheese.

~*~ Serious Hardware / Software Crap ~*~
Reppin': EVIR Gibson
So you think your iPhone is all that? Well, check out this cell phone that I've installed Linux on! Sure, it was made in 2001... and it can't really make calls, BUT LOOK IT CAN DISPLAY A PENGUIN!


Lets all buy Nokia 770 Internet tablets! [UKers too!] - So the Nokia 800 came out which means the older versions of the handheld computer are now being priced to GO! Just like a Chinese cookie fortune, you can do the following that usually require a normal computer; write on the SA Forums... in bed, read the SA Forums... in bed, Digg a post from the SA Forums... in bed. Now if only goons will be able to rip themselves away from the SA Forums, they might find out it can do so much more like playing divx/xvid, read e-books, and play DOOM.

As a freakin' sidenote, why is DOOM usually the first retail game to show an application has reached a high point. I didn't even really like DOOM. Now, if there was a port of Shadow Warrior or Heretic, then we have something here!

Reading the applications the 770 can run, it can actually run Monkey Island. This thing is now indeed awesome.

Here is the second thread created just for this little item.

How do you destroy your old harddrives? - It's not a goldmined thread, but this thread carries a few important facts about harddrive disposal that everyone reading this should know.

1) Your data is worth shit
2) If you just use a tool to overwrite a hard drive once with 0's that is effectively making it impossible to read. No, I'm serious. Even hard drive experts will tell you that. SA has their own resident hard drive expert who always comes into these threads and just say how stupid people saying there is a need to write to the drive with 0's, 1's, 1's complement, and a few 2's. "But the government does it!! " you might be spewing on your LCD monitor which has quite a few slashdot stickers. The government does it because they have time and money to waste.
3) Seriously, no one is going to use your hentai to blackmail you.

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