~*~ Pet Island ~*~
Cat Litter Recommendations- Come and have a serious discussion about the material used to fill a cat's shitter.
Hornet can't fly properly anymore- Does hambeef really have a hornet that has a 1/4" stinger with a potentially fatal posison sac, or it is just a lame fake post to impress cat ladies?
Canine sympathy for human injuries- Dog spit is better than Neosporin. You heard it here first folks.
Is it so wrong to be mad at people who don't put their damn dog on a leash- If you don't keep your dog on a leash and it gets hurt, it's your fault for being a lazy pet owner.
~*~ Cinema Discusso ~*~
Mind bogglingly stupid moments in film- Did a movie not follow your personal logical reasoning? Please list, in detail, the entire offending scene and exactly how you would've changed it were you the director.
B(abylon) A.D.- Newsflash: Studios fucking around with movies by going over the director's head and cutting out a lot of story ruins the movie (a la Blade Runner, UltraViolet, Dawn of the Dead).
Aaron Sorkin writing Facebook: The Movie, never more appropriate.- Famous cokehead Aaron Sorkin decides writing a script about a lame networking site is a great idea. Hey, don't judge him. He has to do something to get the money he needs to keep the drugs rolling in.
Star Trek in parallel universes (watch JJ Abrams rape the corpse of Trek)- WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S TIME TRAVEL AND PARALLEL UNIVERSES IN IT?! STAR TREK HAS NEVER USED EITHER OF THOSE PLOT DEVICES IN SEVERAL TV EPISODES OR MOVIES EVER. THIS IS BULLSHIT.
~*~ The Book Barn ~*~
Something Awful Book Club September: V.A.L.I.S., by Phillip K/ Dick - Read a book with other people from the internet. Discuss. Learn. Enjoy.
Let's Talk About Gravity's Rainbow! - Fancy words for fancy times. There are orgies.
Recommend some Military Sci-Fi - Professor Allen, if you are reading this, I know you have some recommendations to put up.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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