~*~ Serious Hardware / Software Crap ~*~
Reppin': EVIR Gibson
So you think your iPhone is all that? Well, check out this cell phone that I've installed Linux on! Sure, it was made in 2001... and it can't really make calls, BUT LOOK IT CAN DISPLAY A PENGUIN!

Need help overclocking my eggs - Today's motherboard software business is not really that satisfying. Usually you go with a board that follows the reference driver design of who made it like nvidia. Someone needs to put their 40hours down at the plant, so they come up with awesome diagnostic/overclocking utilities. Bad thing is, the programs look like they were drawn with Crayola. Oops.

XP Beautifcation Volume IV: It's that time again - So do you feel jealous of your fellow mac nerd's desktop? Try out some of these kernel replacements which will make your desktop shine. Also, fucking anime wallpapers. I know you can't get enough of that shit!

~*~ Batman's Shameful Secret ~*~
Reppin': muscles like this?
"Urrrrsulllaaa!!" Was there ever a comic book where some guy died and screamed out "Ursullaaaa!"? Because if so maybe he was calling out someone's name or maybe he was just dying really bad.
(Ursula is a terrible name is what I'm trying to say.)

The thread where you post your comic ideas and we talk about them. Ideas ideas ideas ideas. Hey, want to steal other people's comic ideas? This is da best place to gooooooo.


Can Aquaman talk to penguins? Don't know, but this is some pretty freaky deaky shit.

Enough naughty words to confuse a foul-mouthed geek In the latest issue of Avengers: The Initiative a character by the name of "Gauntlet" makes this enigmatic statement: Soldiers ARE heroes. Say something like that again, sir, and I will rip off your @%$# and @%$# down your @%$#. Is that clear? So begins the great quest to find out what exactly he was trying to fucking say.

Funny Panel of the Week
thanks Bob Dobalina


~*~ Helldump 2000 ~*~
Reppin': muscles like this?
The Helldump is cage matches for nerds. If you've got something to get off your chest that isn't burger crumbs, this is the forum for you!

BSG: Long on bullshit, short on everything else Its Goldmine trip time as Tony Danza's Ho takes us on a trip to visit the dwarf with the most out of proportion ego ever. The whole thing ends up in a mocking poetry slam, so... there's that.

Bigpeeler permabanned again - the heavens open as humanity rejoices Just pretend that I start singing Beethoven's "Ode to Joy" right here.

Fuk u mom i do wut i want I totally was fucking my fiance in the ass (after 3 1/2 years of begging) but then it turns out the next day my moms gets all pissed off about it. What the hell? Then when I told my dad he didn't even high five me!

FYAD poster outcrazies anything seen in GBS to date A companion piece to the original FYAD thread about fwt going tha crazy and carving shit into his body. But who cares about that, the great "what is a sandwich" debate rages on.

Hotpants, you ignorant slut The thread that has it all; bannings, massive amounts of sass and even a mod quitting a forum due to the sheer stupidity of its posters.

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