i want to have sex w/ babyducks - I ish a baby! Wook at me I'm so widdle, I'm a goon baby! Goo goo goon! I was on Mauwy Povich because I weigh thwee times as much as a wegular baby.
Lets Make Sprites! - As a connoisseur of 8 and 16-bit video games, I love sprites. They set my spirit free. My spirit is a level 7 ogre barbarian who makes ^_^ faces and jumps up and down repeatedly after every battle.
who is hottest in byob???? - Maybe this thread can help me realize my Girl Dream where the girl is a yobber. Yeah babycakes Im in need of some chillax so Get over here and hurf my durf *points to fly* Ahhh this is the life!!! When we're done we'll post together being cautious so as not to accidentally share accounts and end our Forum Matrimony.
i hate all nongoons - It's true! Join the master forum, the only forum with an aircraft carrier, an island, and an MSPainted hideout. If we see any plebeians it's go time. Start with the Stairs Question to get em disoriented, then work up a few neg hits to really rile them up so they take a swing!!!!!! After that you can either use your GBS-learned brawling skills or your TFR-approved concealed-carry Desert Eagle. Go for that last option cause I really don't want nongoons alive.
~*~ No Music Discussion ~*~
Reppin': Sir Tonk
Who doesn't like music? It's me. I'm the guy that doesn't like music.
That was a lie and I apologize.
Kanye West - Graduation (remove 50 Cent from music forever, inside!) - In celebration of 911, we get another rap war. 50 Cent has been thowing tantrums about his new album and was dumb enough to claim that he would stop making music if Kanye outsold him. He quickly realized that this would happen and backed down, but there's plenty of stupidy still going down.
MF Doom Uses Lipsynching Stunt Double - Doom gets caught using a double at a show and loses all street cred. Even Houston's local paper ran a story on this, so you know it's going to take him a long time to recover.
The Top Ten Greatest Guitarist's Of All-Time? - It's "top ten" week at NMD and here's your first thread. Subjective? Objective? Whatever, just make a list.
What hip-hop album has the best beats? - Feel free to list ten albums so we can stay on point.
The Best Bass Lines Ever - Silence Kit only listed eight, but feels bad about it. Your contribution must contain ten songs.
I made an album. Check it out, tell me your thoughts. - ReverendFingers made an album. Download it and tell him whether his lowered expectations were correct.
Who will be Hiphop's Frank Zappa? - In case you're confused, this is in reference to the upcoming hearings on... well, it's the fucking PMRC again with a different angle. Oh and aren't we lucky, Master P is the only musician that has confirmed! In case you weren't watching C-Span in the mid-80's, here's Zappa's testimony: PMRC Senate Hearing 1of4, PMRC Senate Hearing 2of4, PMRC Senate Hearing 3of4, PMRC Senate Hearing 4of4. He's no Dee Snider, but that's probably a good thing.
[World] Girl Talk - Girl Talk is on a big tour. He quit his real job and can now tour until he gets sued for sampling almost 300 songs for his latest album.
if you didnt play asherons call from 1999-2003 you are probably a big fag - Shitman Dean Hardpackage calls people who didn't play this video game fags. If you read the thread you find out that he is the one who is a fag. 1SimpleMistake18.
i love lolling at a fake ad only to find out that - Palpy tells everyone about a thing he likes. Thank you Palpy.
when you get lunch at costco do you get the hotdogs, salad or pizza - I could talk about Costco for 8 billion years and I'd still have more to say. Visit your local Costco and then post in this thread about which food you like best. And don't forget to try the samples!
lol rorscharch is permabanned - Rorschach gets permabanned because of a gross picture he posted. Circus Accident was also banned. They both suffer from a posting addiction and they might kill themselves.
Who is took over Lamont Coffindrake's forums account? - I think there was a flamewar in this thread about the way Jack Daniels posts. That might have been in another thread about having sex. Check out this cool thread anyways about a guy with a cow avatar.
i just planted some BIG BEEF tomatoes - I like including a link to this thread all the time as a joke against you guys. Ha ha ha. Read it again, suckers.
Step One: Salvage a ridiculous chair from a race car or a fighter jet. Now it will support your ridiculous body as you play a virtual card game.
Leonard Cohen's "Nevermind" is sliced up differently for each episode of True Detective's second season. Find out what the lyrics mean!
The water got bigger? my sand castle was destroyed and we had to move. Who did this?
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