~*~ Anime Death Tentacle Rape Whorehouse ~*~
Reppin': Nate RFB

ADTRW gets a smaller title than the others because it has a large name and also anime dudes weird me out.

Let's watch a completed anime... together. - Watching anime for the first time is cool alright. Speculation on shit to come, brotherly bonds formed. So let's watch some shows for the first time...again.

Shigurui - Swords, Sex and Seppuku - Well that's...that's certainly different. By "different" meaning holy shit that's a lot of blood and guts.

~*~ The Book Barn ~*~
Reppin': Mr. SM Holocaust
You may be interested to know that people other than social mutants regularly read books.
There are probably only like 4 of them out there, but they do exist.

Cool things you found in secondhand books
Writing a love sonnet to your girlfriend in the inside cover of a Ferlinghetti book seemed like a good idea back in '68 didn't it? Like, hey, here's a book of trendy poetry that is a popular gift but you went and wrote a poem for your girl inside. Then she went all Patty Hearst on you and left you for a member of the Weatherman and you sold the book as a purification ritual to purge your psyche so you could move on.

Flash forward to the present where SAers are wondering why someone cut "Die pigs forever" into the cover and why a mysterious person rhymed "boat" with "Croat" in an inscription proclaiming undying love through verse.

The past's hubris is the present's gain so spread the humor and bare your soul in your books and send them into the streams of time for future goons to enjoy.

Books about Roman History?
A dearth of wizards, alternate history, star destroyers and women in chainmail bikinis ensures that this thread won't be around for long. Is that the obscurity of the second page and beyond I see before me?

Books that have changed your life and/or worldview
From Atlas Shrugged to The Turner Diaries, humans have always been able to find solace in books to lend backup to their beliefs no matter how wacky. Let's hear how 42 shaped your life and made you the man you are today.

~*~ The Firing Range ~*~
Reppin': Miso Beno
Have you ever been polishing your extensive gat collection, then stopped to longingly look at your keyboard and wish you could discuss cleaning your guns with somebody? Who hasn't? That's what I want to know.


.22 Ammo Rundown! - Everyone's favorite rimfire cartridge gets a psudoscientific review by Hangedman.

What do you use for targets? - Nuns.

Overseas Carry? - Click here for a thread telling thewindwolf to call some embassies.

Anyone do cool artwork on their stocks? - TFR tries to give Creative Convention a run for their money.

It's Dove Season! - Let's grab our shotguns and go to town square!

Help, My Garand is Sick! - The Junk Collector got a junk Garand with a junk problem. Perfect for his junk collection.

~*~ Goons With Spoons ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Wiggles
If you've gotten as far as to read Internet articles about Internet forums (as you apparently have) but you're still not killing yourself by eating dishes of incredible unhealthiness devised by fellow Internet people, well I just don't know what to do with you.


Los Angeles must-eats - All about the wonderful food of the LA region. Yes, that's more than the roach coach.

Help me convert my vegetable-refusing boyfriend! - I just completely fail to comprehend grown ups who don't eat vegetables because they're "icky."
Knock its horns off, wipe its nasty ass, and chunk it right on the plate - This week's gross college dorm food thread.

Help me flesh out a liqour cabinet - This thread is a good primer on what you need to have a respectable bar at home which contains more than a 24 pack of Natural Ice. Remember, have a Manhattan and watch your tummy flatten!

That's it for this week! Come back for more threads next time, including "Being fat and bi -- A beginner's guide" and "Acne Star! I'm the star of Acne!!!" from the wizards of words at the SA Forums!

– Jon "@fart" Hendren (@fart)

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