~*~ Post Your Favorite ~*~
Post The Song You Can't Stop Listening To Lately - I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick. I kissed a girl just to try it, hope my boyfriend don't mind it. It felt so wrong, it felt so right, don't mean I'm in love tonight
Songs About the Apocalypse - Hast du etwas Zeit für mich, dann singe ich ein Lied fuer dich von 99 Luftballons auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Post Your Saddest Song(s) - I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR, BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
What annoying song is currently stuck in your head? - Love me love me, say that you love me, fool me fool me, go on and fool me, I don't care 'bout anything but you
PYF Relaxing songs - Everyone's saying different things to me, different things to me. Everyone's saying different things to me, different things to me.
PYF Awful and disgusting rap phrases - I got blood on my hands and there's no remorse, I got blood on my dick cuz I fucked a corpse
~*~ Automotive Insanity ~*~
This thread finally answered the question... exactly what does it take to be king of the trailer park? The answer? A $69,900 1996 F-Body.
Brake pad awareness thread - Are you aware that you might not be getting your money's worth out of your brake pads? The OP of this thread shows us how his friend knows what hes doing.
Ferrambo - Ferrari 360 Engine + Rambler = Cool
GT-40 Replica Picture - AI Poster metalhead gets lots of pictures of his friend's replica GT-40. Velocity stacks and beautiful headers in this thread.
~*~ Pet Island ~*~
Is my cat going senile?- A cat that pees all over the place after being "perfectly pottytrained for her entire life", attacks people that it used to recognize and hides constantly should probably go to the vet ASAP.
How to tell boyfriend his house smells like urine- Metricula's boyfriend thinks it's alright to let his dog shit and piss INSIDE the house and she needs other people to tell her how to tell her boyfriend that his house stinks because it's covered in dog shit and piss.
How do I make cats stop puking?- notfred's cats are puking almost every day, probably because they're eating shitty cat food like Iams.
ANOTHER pet food recall- Continuing on the topic of shitty pet food, turns out it probably comes from a shitty factory that doesn't have any quality standards. Head over to the Pet Nutrition Megathread - Dog and Cat Food Questions Answered Here! and check out the first few posts to figure out some better and affordable pet food options.
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