~*~ Creative Convention ~*~
Reppin': friendship waffle
No, not like a Kirk-Spock slash fanfiction convention! Those haven't been creative for years.

Your Coolest Vector Pictures
Guess who does the album artwork on your CDs? That's right, people who post in this thread.

Designers - Spot vs Process?
Everything you ever wanted to know about trap widths, overprinting, and color separations.

Poetry Thread 2K7: Resurrected
Goon poetry returns not with a bang, but a whimper.

The 5th Biweekly CC Photo Challenge
Who will win the hearts and minds in the battle of the machines? Vote for the best photo.

~*~ The Firing Range ~*~
Reppin': Miso Beno
Have you ever been polishing your extensive gat collection, then stopped to longingly look at your keyboard and wish you could discuss cleaning your guns with somebody? Who hasn't? That's what I want to know.


Tell me how to set up a range - Time, Money, and Effort are key ingredients to this project. Unfortunately no goon has any of these things available at any given time.

Small Pistol for a Friend - Recommend my friend a hand mangling pistol.

Custom Projects: You know this guy has way too much money... - We're here to make every military surplus fag cry.

Inbred Hick HQ Has Been Compromised - Meth addicts broke into Neckbolt's and ReverendScumbag's redneck fortress and managed to escape with their lives and $2000 in tools.

September's Laugh At California Thread, Mk II - It's a California thread.

A thread about products that aren't really that great. - It's highly suggested you avoid most of the products mentioned in this thread.

How to Ship Sold Firearms in Canada - I'm going to hazard a guess and go with "through the post office."

~*~ FYAD ~*~
Reppin': DocEvil (me. thats me. im him.)
"FYAD is the cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool people there. In FYAD you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. "Take it easy" is the FYAD motto, for example, that's how laid back it is there. Show up if you want to have a good time. Another good reason to show up is if you want to hang out with friends." - C. Cardigan

INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR - I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATER

demoniusx hread [randnote: cait sith page 2 p0awn0caust+ b0nus demonius twist] - DemoniusX is a fat guy with a horrible head and a fat girlfriend. He sometimes uses his YouTube account to hate on FYAD. Cait sith is a former moderator of our anime forum who has been writing fanfiction of himself having sex with anime characters as recently as last year. When these two subjects combine in a single thread you get a sort of embarrassment Voltron.

WARNING! Do not Buy Swords Online Until You Read This! - BEHOLD MY ELECTRIC PUNCH

rottenneighbor.com owns - My Neighbor Peed on my Car At 7:22 AM on Sat. Jokes on Him i saw his tinkle

OLD FYAD DIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Lots of pictures from the good old days in here. Check it out if you good god why are you even reading this just click it and look at the pictures

THAT'S IT! BUT FIRST...

– Jon "@fart" Hendren (@fart)

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