~*~ The Book Barn ~*~
Reppin': Mr. SM Holocaust
You may be interested to know that people other than social mutants regularly read books.
There are probably only like 4 of them out there, but they do exist.

Recommend a readable history of the United States
The only history you'll learn from the white man's books is the white man's lies or "liestory". Agents of the white devil attempt to lead a seeker of knowledge astray by providing him with "their" liestory books so that he will be ready to be assimilated into their culture of genocide, credit cards and sitcoms.

I broke free of the AmeriKKKan education trap and now I get my knowledge of American history from "The Hidden Truth", the Black Israelite show on public access. Did you know that George Washington was black? Yeah, more truth you won't learn about in "their" history books.

I'm interviewing Salman Rushdie, and I really need help.
When you can't ask a celebrated scholar and controversial author what kind of tree he would be, then you turn to the SA forums to help. Hey, ask him about his wife! You won't? Uh, ask him where the bathroom is. Hoo boy are goons coming up short.

Drop in and help out with your non-hot-wife-related questions. Bonus points for anyone who actually read any of his work.

Warhammer 40k Books (those worth a damn at least).

In the dark future, there is only terrible-even-for-sci-fi writing where the men are macho, the missions suicidal and happiness is a warm bolter. Good luck just buying one book because in order to enjoy it you have to buy the annotated notes, the soundtrack, at least five supplements and the official rashguard.

RIP Madeleine L'Engle
Wrinkle in Time writer becomes decaying matter in hole. JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST DUST INTHE WIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

~*~ Serious Hardware / Software Crap ~*~
Reppin': EVIR Gibson
So you think your iPhone is all that? Well, check out this cell phone that I've installed Linux on! Sure, it was made in 2001... and it can't really make calls, BUT LOOK IT CAN DISPLAY A PENGUIN!


http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=2578069 - When you are out there looking for the power supply for your NTI x18800 and it requires 600 watts of go juice, a 1000 watt powersupply from Soviet Legion International may not be the best for your system. Cheap power supplies usually have horrible effects on your system by providing un-regulated power. Read this thread if you ever want to make another PC in the future. DO IT

Ipod Touch - DEAR APPLE: PLEASE STOP MAKING NEW STUFF SO I DON'T HAVE TO KEEP LINKING APPLE THREADS. FOR SERIOUS. Thread is about the new ipod that has the same 'touch' interface or whatever. Also there's a nano video? What the hell.

~*~ Pet Island ~*~
Reppin': light_urple
Are you a pet fan? A fan of pets? Do you kiss your pets more than you kiss people? Have you ever given a cat CPR? Do you sometimes wish you could have pot-bellied pig babies? You disgust me.


58 beagles, 30 chimpanzees. - Because the gold beagle thread and the awesome chimp threads weren't good enough, now notsoape is back again with updates on everyone and everything.

Out of Hibernation, its the return of the Reptile and Amphibian Megathread! - Now that this "megathread" finally has 40+ posts, it can be detected by the Forum Friday Monday radar. Visit this thread for all your herp needs!

The dead pet thread - Kinda morbid, but also kinda interesting. What do you do with your pets when they die?

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