~*~ Batman's Shameful Secret ~*~
Reppin': muscles like this?
"Urrrrsulllaaa!!" Was there ever a comic book where some guy died and screamed out "Ursullaaaa!"? Because if so maybe he was calling out someone's name or maybe he was just dying really bad.
(Ursula is a terrible name is what I'm trying to say.)
Persepolis movie: Inappropriate "Rocky" music Want to see an Iranian girl sing the song "Eye of the Tiger" in a French accent? Then this is the movie for you! Its also supposed to be the touching story of blah blah blah, EYE OF THE TIGER!
the All New Industry Rumor and Spoilers thread. That means SPOILERS inside The spoiler? Jim Shooter could be taking over as EiC of DC comics! Do you care? NOOOOOOOOOOO!
DC: Countdown: Fan: Fiction: At: It: 's: Finest. (DC general discussion) This is a fun thread title. Don't you think its fun? I think its fun. Discuss how much Countdown (and Countdown related books like Countdown: Arena, Countdown to Adventure and Countdown to Mystery.) DC really needs to hire someone to come up with better book titles. Hell, I'll do it. Countdown to Adventure? More like Shitty stories involving characters you don't care about and Animal Man.
Crew member killed on set of Batman: DKR It's a tragedy thats for sure but that doesn't stop BSS from deciding that if he didn't actually die he would have become the bitchinist truck related villain ever.
Funny Panel of the Week
~*~ General Bullshit ~*~
GBS is the forum where threads that don't quite fit anywhere else go. We already have lots of specialized subforums already though, so a large portion of what flows into GBS are threads like "I just pooped my pants at work today and I don't remember eating all that corn". Oh, and these:
Creepy repressed Oedipal arsonist on my campus - Rather, I dare say I was most affronted by the officer's rather aggregious reaction to my admittedly rather stupid idea of setting things ablaze in my dorm room. Rather, I was so shocked I affected an English accent most ratherly.
Suffer Not the Xenos To Live - NERDS! NERDS! NERDS! NERDS! Hey wait, Kharne is pretty fucking badass. Maybe I'll just read WH40K Wikipedia entries for the next two hours.
Rock and roll! - I always wondered what prominent historical figures and famous photographs would look like if they had guitars. Now all I have left is dreams of what they'd look like holding Guitar Hero controllers.
Cry havoc! and let slip the dogs of war. - You idiot, don't loan these important historical documents to a museum. Do you know how much the History Channel will pay for new stock footage that's not about Hitler or WW2?
Lets talk about weird fucked up people who approach you - So some old lady came up to us and tried to initiate a conversation, but I was like, fuck that, we're here to ride, not to make friends.
Sexual Innuendo in Disney's Alice in Wonderland [img heavy] - Let's remember, Lewis Carroll was a pedophile and not an ephebophile.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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