~*~ Serious Hardware / Software Crap ~*~
Reppin': EVIR Gibson
So you think your iPhone is all that? Well, check out this cell phone that I've installed Linux on! Sure, it was made in 2001... and it can't really make calls, BUT LOOK IT CAN DISPLAY A PENGUIN!


Flash Questions Megathread - Since everyone likes making flash cartoons about anime or posting really grainy videos of porn, this thread has no surfaced and now answers all sorts of questions and tips for Flash authors out there. Even some that do not like glorious Nippon.

I garuntee you will be like Shmorky after reading this thread!*

*I really do (not really)

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=2629572 - Since college is now in full swing and students are trying to pinch every penny for their E supply, why not split up the internet connection to save money? But sadly, most routers are horrible abortions of technology. Get familiar with actual good pieces of hardware so everyone's connection won't go down when Reg upstairs decides he needs to download LINUX ISOS. Comes with all sorts of flavors (enough so it might need it's only awesome clock) of firmware so you can change your machine into an awesome sentient being.

~*~ The Firing Range ~*~
Reppin': Miso Beno
Have you ever been polishing your extensive gat collection, then stopped to longingly look at your keyboard and wish you could discuss cleaning your guns with somebody? Who hasn't? That's what I want to know.


UK Streets now safe from fake gun terror - The United Kingdom; progressive policies at their finest.

Pistols in Canada - Yes, they are still allowed to have those crazy "handguns" in the snowy white north.

Knife Sharpening Basics - Spyderco Sharpmake. Spyderco Sharpmaker. Spyderco Sharpmaker.

Protect that Parkerized Finish: A How-To - Got a parkerized gun that's been sitting in the weather? Learn how to save your steel with Revolvyerom's patent pending 4 step parkerization protecting process.

Shooting for the first time is AWESOME - Pretty Little Rainbow had her shooting virginity stolen from her by a middle aged NRA member, and now she will never look back.

The BioVault Firearms Access Control - Man, I just having to consult SH/SC when my gun locker wont open anymore.

Deer Rifles - The 10/22 is by far the best firearm of choice for this gentleman in his quest to kill a medium sized animal with speed and precision.

I finally figured out how to use LiveJournal - flukeofperal is a worthless snitch.

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