~*~ Helldump 2000 ~*~
Reppin': muscles like this?
The Helldump is cage matches for nerds. If you've got something to get off your chest that isn't burger crumbs, this is the forum for you!

Deathmeister: Get off the public roads Hey guys, I hit something while driving at 80 miles an hour but didn't stop until I got home. Oh and he's a gun nut, not a person that likes guns. A gun nut:
"Girls seem to be extremely turned off when they find out I'm CCW'ing; how I can I calm their nerves and ensure them I'm not about to burn this mothafucka down?"
Can you believe that such a great specimen of a human being has also had quite a few run ins with the cops? Well I never!

mobn: goon to the core. mobn is a pedo-apologist, a Miata owner and oddly enough a transsexual. He writes such beautiful poetry as well.
"I feel a painful longing for a home I've never lived in.
I'm running on its time already, I'm synced with it within.
I'm inundated with its beauty, both within and without,
This place is where I belong, about that there's no doubt.

Longing for my Tokyo home,
Far from you I feel alone,
My life runs on Tokyo time.

Here in my birthplace I don't belong,
In Kyoto they understand my song.
Beneath the blossoming cherry trees,
With you, my love, is where I wish to be.

Longing for my Tokyo home,
Far from it I feel alone,
My life runs on Tokyo time.

I see the buildings of Chicago bright and tall,
In my mind all that's there is Tokyo's grand sprawl.
In a land filled with culture, where they know who they are,
The true home of my heart is so very very far.

Longing for my Tokyo home,
I think I'll always be alone,
My soul extends to Tokyo,
Anchored to one day bring me home.

My far-east home, I belong in thee."

Hahahahaha.

I love the way she shouts catchphrases during sex. Did I mention sex? SEX Want to read about creepy people telling the creepy reasons they like their significant other? No? Oh, ok then.

What's the saddest thing you have seen (anime edition) Nothing can compare to the sadness of anime from the glorious nation of Nippon. Oh Ichigo-sama why can't you love me in the same way?

~*~ Batman's Shameful Secret ~*~
Reppin': muscles like this?
"Urrrrsulllaaa!!" Was there ever a comic book where some guy died and screamed out "Ursullaaaa!"? Because if so maybe he was calling out someone's name or maybe he was just dying really bad.
(Ursula is a terrible name is what I'm trying to say.)

The Dark Knight promises a rather 'long' (SPOILERS AFOOT?) The website http://whysoserious.com/ seems to be counting down to something, but what? Considering just one half of the pumpkin seems to be rotting I'm guessing we're in for a rather Two Faced Halloween.

The Third Annual BSS Secret Santa: The Most Wonderful Time of the Year BSS Secret Santa sign ups have started. Couple things to mention, if you just want free stuff from BSS please don't sign up, if you aren't a regular reader and contributor to the discussion of BSS please don't sign up. If you do manage to get in and decide to try to scam some nice person who is participating I will hunt you down like a dog.

Let's re-imagine crappy characters! There are a bunch of shitty characters out there, lets try to make them better. Just try to make it a character that ISN'T being used for good stories right now.

Happy Hectorween 2007, Goons (free comic inside, image heavy) Its Hectorween! Huzzah! Comic book author Benito Cereno posts this year's Hector Plasm Halloween story. Hop-tu-Naa!

Funny Panel of the Week!
Thanks -X-
SPECIAL MUSCLES NOTE: This is not actually Captain America, its some other guy wearing the costume.


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