~*~ The Firing Range ~*~
Reppin': Miso Beno
Have you ever been polishing your extensive gat collection, then stopped to longingly look at your keyboard and wish you could discuss cleaning your guns with somebody? Who hasn't? That's what I want to know.


Accurizin' Y'alls Ghetto Blasta - How to turn your SKS into a page 2 snypa rifle with very little effort.

Cheap Guns that Get the Job Done - Nobody best say a hipoi...aw hells naw someone said hi point.

Hunters! Let's see your kits! - I gots mah sporterized m1903 that I did up real good with my hack saw and thats all i need.

How do you CCW? - Concealed Carry is for chumps, I just open carry an M1 Garand on my shoulder just like my granddad did in Europe.

My Wife Wants to Carry, We Need Some Suggestions - Clearly she just needs to open carry a shotgun. Everyone knows that shotguns are the most intimidating guns that scare away rapists just by brandishing them.

Bed Side Gun Storage? - Yet more proof that TFR is filled with fat paranoid geeks who need a gun within arms reach at all times just to feel safe.

Alaska Brown Bear Hunt Controversy - Fair Chase means I can use an RPG-7 when my prey wanders into my field of fire, right?

TFR Blood Oaths - Only a bunch of Klingon loving Star Trek geeks would take blood oaths about guns.

Do You Practice at Home? - Oh crap, I shot the neighbor's dog again.

Pledge "No To Knives" - When the government outlaws knives knives only the outlawed knives will have knives.

~*~ Goons With Spoons ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Wiggles
If you've gotten as far as to read Internet articles about Internet forums (as you apparently have) but you're still not killing yourself by eating dishes of incredible unhealthiness devised by fellow Internet people, well I just don't know what to do with you.


Beans Beans the Musical Fruit, The More You Eat the More You Toot! - There was a resturaunt when I was growing up called The Happy Bean Pot which was very successful for many years and had a logo of a happy bean pot, of all things. Then one day it got new owners who changed the name to Beef Beans and Beer and the resturaunt closed shortly thereafter. The moral of this story is that beans in pots are happy.

Popular Science shares some very cool kitchen gadgets+ the science of taste - Cool stuff, just like in the title. But don't trust the plans in the back of the magazine for the home-made hovercraft.

What to do with acorn squash? - Consume it with gusto.

Chili Willy - Another food that people get really worked up about. No matter what you think, someone else will think you're a heathen.

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