GD: Related video: Cauldron, "Chained up in Chains." Is it possible to listen to new "vintage" metal bands that aren't jokes? And the people who says this is "the way heavy metal is supposed to be," do they mean "a joke"?
het: I can't tell you. A metal fan is not allowed to say it is a joke. Because it isn't. But also because we'd get kicked out of the guild.
GD: Is this more or less metal than the Sammy Hagar song that was the theme to the movie Over The Top? Because I think there's just no way for White Wizzard to compare with this.
het: Yeah, you've got me there.
GD: They really should have had the wizards arm-wrestle.
GD: "The '90s sucked, man!" Whoa, spinning panorama of ugly people.
het: That kid's thinking "I'm gonna upload this video of the guy my mom says is my real dad!"
GD: *keeps taping, smile turns to horror.* "Um, never mind." *destroys camera.*
GD: Thinking about Ratt videos made me look up when Milton Berle died. 2002, huh. Then I looked up when Stephen Pearcy died.
het: "Pearcy played the killer hippie Timothy Bach in the highly acclaimed horror film Camp Utopia." Shouldn't he be playing a hippie killer, not a killer hippie?
GD: "I smell a RATT," 9 June 2005. "4 out of 5 people found the following review useful."
het: That's a dude, right? The Nosferatu-looking guy?
GD: Well, you would think so, but I don't know, the band is two women, so maybe it's an actor, or ...
het: Female pattern baldness is pretty grim. Also, that's a lot of stairs, I'm getting tired just watching.
GD: She had a full head of hair when she started climbing.
het: My video keeps stopping, so tell me what happens next. Does she reach the top? Does she crumble to dust?
GD: Well, she starts walking down the stairs, then there's a brief one-second flash of an attractive woman! Then she, like, becomes the Misfits logo.
het: I'm just imagining this girl visiting her grandma: "You should let your hair grow out, you look so pretty! Get some color into those cheeks, a little roue never hurt anyone!" "Grandmaaaa, this is just how kids dress nowadays!"
GD: NOCRA NOT USED "LAST FM, VKONTAKTE, TWITTER" AND OTHER SHIT. OTHER PAGES JUST FAKE.
het: She's right, Twitter is pretty false. Communication shouldn't be done from a QWERTY keyboard on a smartphone, it should be via a ram's horn blown from the highest peak in the region.
GD: Mood: Sad. :(
GD: Is that Raiden over there in the corner? Oh ...
het: They posted an ad on Craigslist: LOOKING FOR LEAD SINGER, MUST HAVE QUIT STRIPPING 15 YEARS AGO.
GD: I really hope this is a collaboration between some guitarist named Starr and '80s singer Kim Wilde.
GD: "Wilde elaborates: 'Dio made want to become a singer, Geoff Tate made me want to become a BETTER singer, and Rob Halford made me want to become a GOD."
het: She has a deeper voice than literally every single one of those men.
GD: Yeah, I don't think that worked out for her. "Are you a GOD? Then, die!" *gargoyle statues come to life, start flying around.*
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