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SH: okay so i don't know for sure but i'm guessing that once again we are dealing with a ron paul supporter
SH: this sort of 'poor me' routine is usually the sole provenance of paulites
DFH: This reminds me of that Rage Against the Machine video where Gore's face morphs into Bush's
SH: yeah that was some deep shit
SH: i figured we needed a little palette cleanser
DFH: Whoever this guy is, I'm positive he has a Mac, because I think he used every vocal effect in Garageband in 39 seconds
SH: i didn't know Garageband had a "mouth full of Doritos" effect
SH: okay so this is not about a presidential candidate at all, but just some cool political concepts and awesome costumes
DFH: Oh I get it, America spends frivolously like those darn rappers
DFH: See, America raising the debt ceiling is like poppin' bottles.
DFH: Good joke, white guy with a green screen.
SH: have you ever wondered what it would be like if ali g wasn't funny, like, at all
SH: see i went into this hoping i could find a rap for every GOP candidate
SH: and i was like "no way there is a santorum song"
SH: and i was SO FUCKING WRONG
SH: wait is he rapping or doing standup?
DFH: I think the correct answer is "neither."
SH: this is what gallagher thinks rap is like
SH: somewhere in a rundown single-room occupancy hotel, gallagher is having the fevered dreams of the desperate, and this is one of those dreams
DFH: Related video by same user: "WOMEN are FOREIGN to me"
SH: when you click on the "WOMEN are FOREIGN to me" link it's just a different song with "WHO WANTS A BIG DOG" over and over but this time he's singing it plaintively and pointing at himself
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
Here are some cool music things, maybe u should check them out. And/or here are some terrible music things, maybe u should check them out if u like to laugh or maybe u should avoid them if u get really angry when u see something stupid.
Daryl 'Fucking' Hall and Satellite High riff on the worst music YouTube has to offer. Amateur covers, nerdcore rap, dadrock -- it's all here! Take a free ride!