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SH: okay so i don't know for sure but i'm guessing that once again we are dealing with a ron paul supporter
SH: this sort of 'poor me' routine is usually the sole provenance of paulites
DFH: This reminds me of that Rage Against the Machine video where Gore's face morphs into Bush's
SH: yeah that was some deep shit
SH: i figured we needed a little palette cleanser
DFH: Whoever this guy is, I'm positive he has a Mac, because I think he used every vocal effect in Garageband in 39 seconds
SH: i didn't know Garageband had a "mouth full of Doritos" effect
SH: okay so this is not about a presidential candidate at all, but just some cool political concepts and awesome costumes
DFH: Oh I get it, America spends frivolously like those darn rappers
DFH: See, America raising the debt ceiling is like poppin' bottles.
DFH: Good joke, white guy with a green screen.
SH: have you ever wondered what it would be like if ali g wasn't funny, like, at all
SH: see i went into this hoping i could find a rap for every GOP candidate
SH: and i was like "no way there is a santorum song"
SH: and i was SO FUCKING WRONG
SH: wait is he rapping or doing standup?
DFH: I think the correct answer is "neither."
SH: this is what gallagher thinks rap is like
SH: somewhere in a rundown single-room occupancy hotel, gallagher is having the fevered dreams of the desperate, and this is one of those dreams
DFH: Related video by same user: "WOMEN are FOREIGN to me"
SH: when you click on the "WOMEN are FOREIGN to me" link it's just a different song with "WHO WANTS A BIG DOG" over and over but this time he's singing it plaintively and pointing at himself
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Here are some cool music things, maybe u should check them out. And/or here are some terrible music things, maybe u should check them out if u like to laugh or maybe u should avoid them if u get really angry when u see something stupid.
Daryl 'Fucking' Hall and Satellite High riff on the worst music YouTube has to offer. Amateur covers, nerdcore rap, dadrock -- it's all here! Take a free ride!