In its most dramatic decision since Bush v. Gobots, the Roberts Court is expected to rule Thursday morning on the constitutionality of the Affordable Care Act, President Obama's landmark health care achievement. The fate of the law hinges largely on the court's decision and a ruling against the law would deal a political blow to the president.
The nation, or some tiny portion of the nation who still cares about the government, waits to learn the fate of Barack Obama's signature piece of legislation. The Supreme Court has spent months reading all 750,000 pages of it and deliberating carefully on some of its core components.
What are they thinking?
The Supreme Court is opaque to outsiders up until the moment of decision, but court watchers believe they can predict the decisions base don the justices and their past actions. Find out what legal precedents and personal experiences will guide the decision-making of America's Supreme Court Justices.
Chief Justice Roberts
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