Wed, 07 Jan 2009 17:30:00 +0000 Something Awful http://www.somethingawful.com/ en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png http://www.somethingawful.com/ 144 42 garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/jay-mariotti-aol.php Wed, 07 Jan 2009 11:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/jay-mariotti-aol.php raptorred@somethingawful.com (Eileen "Raptor Red" Stahl) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/rom-pit/wwf-wrestlemania-nes.php The 1988 Nintendo game "WWF Wrestlemania" was basically everyone slobbing Hulk Hogan's knob. Please don't think about that in too much detail. Wed, 07 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/rom-pit/wwf-wrestlemania-nes.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/anime-reanimated.php I was ready to leave anime behind for you, Jerry, but thank God I saw the light! Suddenly I felt like Yukinari being transported to the mystic world of Seiren, and Miharu-chan represented the saving grace that is Japanese animation: the only thing that can touch me without causing pain. Wed, 07 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/anime-reanimated.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Johnny "DocEvil" Titanium) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/casual-encounters-turgid.php How ridiculous can a person be while still attracting other weird Internet people for action on the DL? The answer is: VERY. Tue, 06 Jan 2009 02:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/casual-encounters-turgid.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/food-drawings.php As an internet user, you are engineered to be attracted to disgusting, unhealthy food. My hypothesis is that you will therefore in turn be inclined to read this article featuring drawings of disgusting, unhealthy food from the SA forums goons. Tue, 06 Jan 2009 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/food-drawings.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/vampire-huntress-sword.php Mon, 05 Jan 2009 09:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/vampire-huntress-sword.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Johnny "DocEvil" Titanium) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/forum-fridays/ff01-05-09.php Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week. Mon, 05 Jan 2009 07:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/forum-fridays/ff01-05-09.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/blue-stripe-predator.php Hard at work or hardly working? This Predator may not be a hunter, but he busts his As's just like any clan member pursuing the soft meat. Mon, 05 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/blue-stripe-predator.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (PRICKACHEW) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/meowth-cartoon.php Fuckin' Meowth. Bitches. Sun, 04 Jan 2009 23:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/meowth-cartoon.php maxnmona@somethingawful.com (Joseph "Maxnmona" Fink) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/stephanie-meyer-letter.php You chose to tackle an idealized version of vampire love, a subject which can only strike me as threatening when you yourself are married to a vampire. How am I, a father of two and a civil servant of the night, to compete with some story book fantasy of what vampire love should be? Sun, 04 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/stephanie-meyer-letter.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/runner-syndrome.php "Stop," barks my trainer Gwen, a woman with many features and personality traits that would make for a fascinating and enjoyable description. Every time she turns to talk, her white van drifts from the road's shoulder and lazily sways in my direction. "Please, this is ridiculous." Sat, 03 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/runner-syndrome.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/token-healthpack/spore-creature-comic.php Spore might have been overhyped, but this strip will change your life in profound ways because it is without question the greatest comic in the history of sequential art. Sat, 03 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/token-healthpack/spore-creature-comic.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/hayden-weiland-urgency.php The first installment of 2008's 46 Worst Musical Happenings ranges from 'Heroes' Hayden's slutty single to Natalie Portman's Shaved Head. Fri, 02 Jan 2009 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/hayden-weiland-urgency.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/dinosaurs-vs-sharks.php A ridiculous combination of dinosaurs, sharks, explosions, and whimsy. Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/dinosaurs-vs-sharks.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/insidious-beast-hand.php Learn more about America's most popular TV megachurch from the website of Holy Hand Broadcasting. That Insidious Beast is like TV Guide for a world that isn't quite ours. Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/insidious-beast-hand.php bobservo@somethingawful.com (Bob "BobServo" Mackey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/the-morning-after.php The party aftermath to end all party aftermaths. Thu, 01 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/the-morning-after.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/louisville-free-face.php Thu, 01 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/louisville-free-face.php hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/tripp-levi-johnston.php Levi Johnston talks about the dramatic birth of his son, what it means to be a dad, and how he looks back on 2008. Thu, 01 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/tripp-levi-johnston.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/barkwire-artie.php Artie could easily give the famous "Big Dog" of the Big Dogs clothing line a run for his money. This hardy fella is equal parts 'tude and heart. Artie is known to crank the radio all the way up to blast his favorite tunes, but then he's the kind of dog that always lives life at full volume. Wed, 31 Dec 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/barkwire-artie.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/juggalo-goth-libertarian.php Surprise bitches. I'm not doing a Christmas or Holiday-themed article! Wed, 31 Dec 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/juggalo-goth-libertarian.php raptorred@somethingawful.com (Eileen "Raptor Red" Stahl) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/rom-pit/bill-laimbeer.php Did you know there was a video game for the Super Nintendo so EXTREME it only needed one button? HOLY FUCKIN RADICAL. Wed, 31 Dec 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/rom-pit/bill-laimbeer.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/kitty-wigs.php Tue, 30 Dec 2008 12:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/kitty-wigs.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/letters-to-santa.php Christmas is over for another year, and now we have to go back to our normal dull lives...OR DO WE? Postpone the misery of returning to normal life by enjoying a bunch of Santa drawings from the SA forum goons. I'll even let you over-eat as you read it. Tue, 30 Dec 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/letters-to-santa.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/celeb-stalker-extreme.php Our tireless celeb-hounds are always on the lookout for the hottest celebs in the most mundane situations! Who was mistaken for Bill Paxton outside Spago? Who learned never to shake a baby? Find out inside! Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/celeb-stalker-extreme.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Johnny "DocEvil" Titanium) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/forum-fridays/ff12-29-08.php Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week. Mon, 29 Dec 2008 07:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/forum-fridays/ff12-29-08.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/ouija-mexico-ghosts.php A supernatural journey to understanding the afterlife, courtesy of the world's most powerful conduit to the spirit realm sold by Parker Brothers. Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/ouija-mexico-ghosts.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (PENSILLEEEEEE) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/drawing-cartoon-9.php AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGH! Doodle Time NINE! Sun, 28 Dec 2008 23:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/drawing-cartoon-9.php salmonseason@somethingawful.com (webmaster@keithstieemporium.angelfire.com) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/tie-store.php Your one stop destination for neckties has found a new home on the internet. Come check out the website for Keiths Tie Emporium! Special one(1) time sales!!! Sun, 28 Dec 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/tie-store.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/video-game-article/year-end-award.php Once again we have arrived at a most magical time, when video game reviewers comb through hundreds of releases to pick the very best. You've been waiting all year for this moment, so let's get right to your nominees for the Video Game Article Year-End Award Logo Award! Sat, 27 Dec 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/video-game-article/year-end-award.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/assassination-hitler-valkyrie.php While the events depicted in Valkyrie are incredible, they are also far from unique. Over three dozen attempts on Hitler's life were made during his rise to power and throughout the second World War. To the best of my knowledge, at least ten of them failed. Sat, 27 Dec 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/assassination-hitler-valkyrie.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/common-boyshorts-hudgens.php Naked brothers, moon parties and boyshorts factor into this Worst of 2008 prelude. Fri, 26 Dec 2008 04:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/common-boyshorts-hudgens.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/wikipedia-donation-appeal.php Wikipedia responds to Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales' appeal for donations the only way it knows how: with a Wikipedia article. Fri, 26 Dec 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/wikipedia-donation-appeal.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/electrical-death.php Simple and easy ways to die of electrical poisoning. Fri, 26 Dec 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/electrical-death.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Facility 1349 Instructor Ken Orlock) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/reading-time-christmas.php The human version of the Santa Claus story contains various distorted truths, but the True Lesson, which we present to you now in Reading Task format, offers classified information regarding the surprising heroism of some animals, the untrustworthiness of rodents, and the relevance of the red suit and false beard we recently asked you to wear. Thu, 25 Dec 2008 04:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/reading-time-christmas.php hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/levi-johnston-christmas.php Levi Johnston spreads holiday cheer and opens up about his mother's arrest and his impending baby. Thu, 25 Dec 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/levi-johnston-christmas.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (Andy and Paulo) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/gaming-christmas-7.php non-stop buttfucking, part 7 Wed, 24 Dec 2008 16:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/gaming-christmas-7.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/bradford-exchange-christmas.php It's time for another exciting voyage into the Bradford Exchange's catalog of horrible merchandise. This adventure features lamps, clocks, General Lee's inspiring leadership, Thomas Kinkade's House of Horrors, and the audacity of hope. Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/bradford-exchange-christmas.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (Andy) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/gaming-christmas-6.php fuck you merry christmas part 6 Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/gaming-christmas-6.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Johnny "DocEvil" Titanium) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-12.php Quick dad tip when someone asks what is the reason for the season say "mess with the best die like the rest" always answer a rhyme with another rhyme Tue, 23 Dec 2008 03:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-12.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/eight-bit-christmas.php There has been a long history connecting music, Christmas and video games. Mostly all coming from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York for the NES. SA forum goon Mafialligator has created a bunch of 8-bit Christmas songs you might be familiar with, download them for free right here! Tue, 23 Dec 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/eight-bit-christmas.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (Paulo) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/gaming-christmas-5.php fuck you merry christmas part 5 Mon, 22 Dec 2008 16:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/gaming-christmas-5.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Johnny "DocEvil" Titanium) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/forum-fridays/ff12-22-08.php Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week. Mon, 22 Dec 2008 07:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/forum-fridays/ff12-22-08.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/gi-army-christmas.php G.I. Army Funnies is back for a white Christmas from far-away Iraq. The men and women of the comic can't be home for the holidays, so they're sending some cheer the only way they know how. Mon, 22 Dec 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/gi-army-christmas.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (Andy) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/gaming-christmas-4.php ggxmas4 Sun, 21 Dec 2008 16:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/gaming-christmas-4.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Charles Dickens) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/fall-out-christmas.php All-American Rejects and Fall Out Boy converse with Spirits using their own lyrics, but only one band emerges alive. Sun, 21 Dec 2008 03:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/fall-out-christmas.php maxnmona@somethingawful.com (Joseph "Maxnmona" Fink) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/coldplay-stole-video.php Yes, it was stolen. I have discovered the true source of Coldplay's "inspiration". And I have the proof Sun, 21 Dec 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/coldplay-stole-video.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (Paulo) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/gaming-christmas-3.php ggxmas3, fuck you Sat, 20 Dec 2008 16:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/gaming-christmas-3.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/eyewitness-incident-lake.php I was sitting on the back porch, studying for a big test in my Advanced Metaphor class. It came from the east like a... I don't know. I'm sorry. I can't help. I failed my test. Failed it like a bison. Sat, 20 Dec 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/eyewitness-incident-lake.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/token-healthpack/duke-nukem-3d.php A rumination on kicking, swine in positions of power, and the dangers of steroids. Sat, 20 Dec 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/token-healthpack/duke-nukem-3d.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (Andy) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/gaming-christmas-2.php ggamssantaanimatfdsf2 Fri, 19 Dec 2008 16:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/gaming-christmas-2.php