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Searching for "Your Band Sucks":

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Microsoft Live results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
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Google results: No top results for Something Awful.

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Microsoft Live results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
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Google results: No top results for Something Awful.

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Microsoft Live results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
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Google results: No top results for Something Awful.

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Searching for "Fashion SWAT":

Microsoft Live results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
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Microsoft Live results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
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Google results: No top results for Something Awful.

Searching for "The Horrors of Pornography":

Microsoft Live results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
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Google results: No top results for Something Awful.

Searching for "Photoshop Phriday":

Microsoft Live results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
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Google results: Something Awful is the #29 result (YAY WE FINALLY SHOWED UP!!!).

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