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SO BE IT, SOVIET
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We’re here at the big Superpower Super Bowl, where the Americans are getting absolutely pummeled by the Soviet team!  The Americans have called a time out, and it looks like #86/68 is giving his team a pep talk!

On the sidelines of the biggest game in sports history

#86/68, I don’t think those Soviets are playing fair!  There's something odd about them… like they aren’t even human!

 
I wouldn’t put past old Stalin to have a few tricks up his sleeves, but we can still win this one for America!  Even if the Soviets aren’t playing by the rules! 


You’re right #86/68!  Lets go win this one fair and square for America!


It looks like the game is ready to continue, with the American team looking as determined as ever! 

Meanwhile a dark shadow hangs over the arena, watching from a deluxe skybox

These Americans don’t seem to want to give up.  I shall have to raise the intensity of my TackleBots!

Back in the game

TACKLE!  SMASH!  KILL!


Uh…#86/68, we don’t like the sound of this!

 
Stay strong!  For America!

 
Right!  For America!


HUT HUT HUT HIKE!!!!!!

#86/68 IS TACKLING THE SOVIETS!!!!!!!

GO FOR THE TOUCHDOWN!


FOR AMERICA!


Unbelievable!   The United States has just come from behind to win the game!  A victory for the entire free world!

 
This cannot be!  These Americans will pay for defeating the Soviet Empire!

A congratulatory phone call is in order!

Good job on leading your team to an outstanding victory over Communist oppression, #86/68!  America is once again indebted to you!


I couldn’t have done it without the support of my team!

Moments later

GET HITLER ON THE LINE.  IT SEEMS HE AND I HAVE A COMMON ENEMY NOW!

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